Are you the sort of guy who's capable of growing magnificent facial hair (see above for an acceptable standard of magnificence)? Do you make it a habit to do really nice things for strangers? If so, then you're a much better person than me in a few ways. 

Rockstar Games is proudly supporting "Movember" (sorry guys, that portmanteau is no Rocktober), which basically equates to a month-long moustache growing contest. If you win, the glorious banner of masculinity growing on your upper lip (and the rest of your face, presumably) will forever be immortalized in Rockstar's upcoming Western-themed videogame, Red Dead Redemption. Also, you can take pledges that will be donated to men's health research (namely prostate cancer), but that part doesn't seem as well thought out. Details are available here.

*Moustache awesomeness provided by Powers Boothe. If everyone could grow a moustache like that, cancer wouldn't stand a fucking chance.