Did you know grizzly bears are one of the greatest scourges that has ever set foot upon this planet? Probably not. You can blame the numerous and well-funded environment and conservation astroturf groups out there who really just want to raise your taxes, brainwash your kids' minds with "science" and make you eat nothing but granola and soybeans.
However, the Alberta Wilderness Association has bravely stepped up to the plate to dispell the many myths about this four-legged menace and the threat they pose to its number one food source, you and me, with this award-winning ad campaign.
So unless you're one of those selfish, misanthropic, rice milk drinkers who, quite wrongly, disagrees with our God-given right to clearcut, pave and drill wherever we damn well please, you'll do the right thing and head to No More Grizzles to hone your bear-killing skills. You'll thank me this camping season.