Earlier this year, some local graphic artists released Human Meerk, a remarkably twisted DIY comic book packed with horrifying images that were tough to ignore. In preparing for our Sexmas issue, we knew they’d be the perfect people to create some sexual paper ornaments. Feel free to cut these out and hang them on your tree (or any other appendage, really).
WIRELESS ANAL BEAD CHRISTMAS LIGHTS by Adam Willett
BUFF SEXY KRAMPUS by Arielle McCuaig
LESBIAN ELF W/ DILDO by Devon Giancarlo
INFLATABLE REINDEER DOLLY by Nicole Brunel