LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

As you negotiate this period of significant change, be like a cowpoke out on the range. It’ll rain, it’ll snow, with nowhere to go and nowhere to hide, but in spite of the elements, you still have to ride. Tend to your li’l doggies right to the finish or the wages you get’ll drastically diminish!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

Don’t be one o’ those folks who tell people what you think their garden needs when your own is chock full o’ weeds. You may be right, but no one’ll take your advice if your own garden ain’t lookin’ too nice. This week, if you feel something needs to be done, make your own yard priority one!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

As it stands, it’s like you’re holdin’ a pile of sand in your hands. The harder you squeeze and the tighter you grip, the more sand that’ll slip through your fingers. If you’ve got more than you need and want some to linger, don’t start to hoard ’cause you’ll wind up empty-handed if this warning’s ignored!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

Don’t let anybody cause you trouble or strife regardin’ how you choose to live your life. You goats have a unique appetite, and satiatin’ it your way is completely your right. Next week, yell out at the top of your throat, “Dagnabbit to heck, I’m a goat! That’s what I am, and I’ll eat what I want — even if it’s a can!”

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

You’ve gotta lotta ideas you’d like to go through with more than enough energy and will with which to do it. What else you have, though, is a tough row to hoe, ’cause the cosmos itself ain’t sure which way you should go. Take a few days to stay perfectly still and it’ll become completely clear where you should till!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

This week you should believe the hype about artists bein’ the sensitive types. That’s ’cause you’re considered to be born under the most sensitive sign, so it’s like you’re a natural artist without even tryin’. Right now’s the best time for you to create, ’cause even if there ain’t no cash in it, it’ll make you feel great!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

In case you’re confused or conflicted with doubt, impulse is what Aries is all about. This week, right from the start, do what makes you happy, follow your heart and take your chances before they swiftly depart. Sure, your happiness may be short-lived but at least you’ll be content knowin’ you gave all you could give!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

Out on the range, the deer and antelope may play while the buffalo roam, but for the next few days, you bulls should stay home alone. It’s not that things are bad, they’re actually good, but right now you might not make the best choices you could. If you have too much of a good thing, you’ll be led around painfully by your nose ring!

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Your right brain is a lot like Eddie Murphy’s girl: It wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time. Well, there ain’t no denyin’ that’d be fine and a whole lot o’ fun, but the problem is your left brain knows there’s work to be done. It’s best that you finish it now before they’re both under the gun!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

Lookin’ for a boost to your level of juice? Well, one of the world’s biggest sources of energy is hydroelectricity. You can get it from water, as you already know, by buildin’ a dam and restrictin’ its flow. So, if an increase in power is what you presently seek, cut down your flow to a trickle this week!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

When the savannah’s teemin’ with every type of prey under the sun, it can be confusin’ choosin’ after which one to run. When you’ve got wildebeests, gazelles and big, tasty gnus, how’s a lion able to choose? Well, before you start runnin’ all over the place, you better pick just one to chase!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

Right now, you're like a lead actor filming his own deed of derring-do. The stunt you’re about to pull off may look insane, but you’re wearin’ a safety line all the same. How could you be afraid you’ll lose it all when that line’ll save you if you should fall? This week, fear shouldn’t be a factor for you ’cause you’re gonna be safe, whatever you do!

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