LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

What you’re gettin’ right now is like a cupcake without icing — it’s yummy, but not quite perfect. Now, bein’ a Libra, you’ll happily eat it that way. But if you had a choice, wouldn’t you rather have some icing on it? Well, you do. This week, instead of settlin’ for less, stick it out till you get the best.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

You’ve done such a dang good job jugglin’ duties over the last li’l while that you deserve a big smile. That’s why this week the cosmos is sendin’ you a sackful o’ delights. Be careful, though. Once you start takin’ bites, you may not stop. So don't indulge until you start to bulge!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

Opposites attract. It’s a fact and now you’re smack dab in the middle of that timeless riddle — what do you do when it happens to you? Well, it makes perfect sense you’d want someone who complements your talents. It only makes you stronger. If what you ain’t good at, they are, you’re both better off by far!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

All you goats can go ahead and get your ya-yas out over the next two weeks without worryin’ about whether or not it’s the right thing to do. Just look at it like it’s a karmic vacation. Sure, at the end of it you’ll have to go back to work, but for the next 14 days, there ain’t much you can’t shirk!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

The longer you’re hot under the collar ’cause you waited too long to let out some steam, the more likely it is that you’ll holler, which’ll come out as an ear-piercin’ scream that’ll burn someone nearby. That’s why, this week, when you can’t let somethin’ ride, you’re better off spoutin’ off, not bottlin’ it all up inside!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

Pisces is the sign of spiritual transformation, and there’s no mistakin’ you’re at your peak when you’re challenge-embracin’. So, when this particular contest is complete, you’ve gotta fight the urge to rest your laurels on this feat. The first thing you need to do is find yet another test to beat!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

Normally, you rams try to follow every impulse you can, but at this point in time that ain’t the best plan. Things have changed in more ways than one and now certain things need to be done whether or not you think they’re fun. Most important is coverin’ your ass, ’cause you can’t always tell what will come to pass!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

You’ve done a wonderful job holdin’ down the fort, but it makes you as excitin’ as a narcoleptic OD’ing on St. John’s Wort. All work and no play makes a dull Jack. You can’t take it with you, and you don’t get time spent back. This week, spend a li’l less of it thinkin’ ’bout bills and a li’l more chasin’ some thrills!

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Mercury was the fleet-footed feather-ankled FedEx of the Gods, ferryin’ messages from deity to deity. Maybe that’s how you oughtta be — movin’ around from place to place at a brisk pace might increase your chances of winnin’ the rat race. The best way to get satisfaction in biz is to be where all the action is!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

Whichever authority you get your info from has a vested interest in keepin’ you dumb. Maybe it’s ’cause they want your money or an ego boost, but the less truth you know, the more they rule the roost. This week, don’t place your blind faith in what someone else says in case it’s misinformation!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

You can expect a li’l turbulence over the next few days, but you shouldn’t be so shook up that you’ll be left in a daze. In fact, if you just focus your attention on the business at hand, you won’t notice anything until you land. You’re always flyin’ friendly skies, as long as you keep your eye on the prize!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

Who says morals ain’t got no value? You’re livin’ proof of how followin’ one’s moral code makes it easier in the long run for one to walk down the road. Right now, you’ve accumulated so much honour on your side that even if you were defeated, it couldn’t dent your pride. It also makes it harder for you to be denied!

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