SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

You’re awfully laissez-faire, like you just don’t care, but if you have a goal, you won’t get there actin’ like that. If you really wanna get what you crave, sometimes you gotta make some waves. This week, you need to burst your own bubble, get the heck out there and start stirrin’ up trouble!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

Whether you know it or not, right now you’re under surveillance by the karma cops. They’ve been tipped off somethin’ big is gonna happen and they're lookin’ forward to slappin’ you with a fine if you step outta line. If you don’t want any part of that scene, this week you should keep your nose clean!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

Don’t worry ’bout the storm gatherin’ ahead. You may get soaked, but you won’t get struck dead by lightnin’, even though the possibility’s frightenin’. You know you’ll make it through, so let that knowledge reinforce you. Don’t be afraid to seek shelter where it's warm. After all, any port in a storm!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

This week, when it comes to accruin’ the karma you seek, instead of bein’ a doomer ’n’ gloomer, look at it like a cosmic consumer. You get exactly what you pay for, nothin’ less and nothin’ more. Like the old-timers say, if it ain’t hard, it ain’t worth doin’. If you’re willin’ to work for it, you’ll be a shoe-in!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

Now that the sun’s comin’ up late you’re totally tempted to hibernate, but if you do, your odds of success won't be too great. That’s ’cause it ain’t what, but who you know, and your opportunities’ll slow if you cut yourself off from that natural flow. People make the world go ’round and yours’ll stop spinnin’ if you stay homebound!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

What’s the deal with virtue and vice? Like, can’t you have fun and still be nice? This week, that paradox’ll spin around in your mind like a dancer, but there’s only one place that you’ll find the answer — inside yourself. As long as you go by the ol’ Golden Rule, you’ll save yourself from playin' the fool!

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Lately your field’s been layin’ fallow since your seeds didn’t take 'cause you plowed your furrows too shallow. You can spread all the manure you think you should, but if the seeds ain’t under the surface, it won’t do much good. It don’t matter what kinda garden you wanna keep, you ain’t growin’ nothin’ if you ain’t diggin’ deep!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

Your influence over another is about to end, but don’t look at it as losin’ a subordinate, rather as gainin’ a friend. All a soldier does is follow orders, but a friend’ll do all they can for you if you’re both mutual supporters. This week, when you start seein’ them as your peer, you start bringin’ victory near!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

Lately, with all the time you’ve been relyin’ purely on animal instinct, it’s almost like your brain done gone and got shrinked. Life may be a struggle, a fight and a war, but recently, you’ve forgot what you’re battlin’ for. This week, ask yourself if all the pain is really worth it for what you have to gain!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

You’re in a delicate situation and could get stuck in the crossfire as two opponents start facin’ off. Don’t pick sides, since you don’t know who’s right, or you’ll just get dragged into the fight. You’re caught in the middle of a three-way mix, and if you just mind your own business, your ass won’t receive any kicks!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

Bein’ the bearer of the balance, you know how to fiddle with both sides of the scale so that the outcome you want is the one that prevails. This weekend, don’t be too surprised if that tactic fails. Instead, if you really want the success that you savour, just leave things alone and they’ll work out in your favour!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

If you romanticize love like they do in all of those old fairy tales, chances are, that it’ll fail. It’s just a fact of reality, and you need to see that eventually, over the course of a lifetime, two people will disagree. Unless you wake up from this idealistic haze, for no good reason you’ll go your separate ways!

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