SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

If old ideas you still clasp, your last breath you’ll soon gasp. Stagnant waters can’t support life, and the same old ideas can’t free you from strife. When this week begins, you’ve gotta throw out all your old notions and let new ones in. Pay attention to one in particular; it’s gonna be the one to help you win!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

It don’t matter how tough a warrior you is or how much armour you wear, you can’t avoid gettin’ hurt in a true love affair. That’s why, this weekend, when you’re about to dive into the deep end, you should look before you leap. You might be jumpin’ into a pool that’s more shallow than not deep!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

You’re much more content when it’s easy come easy go, and as long as they don’t step on your hooves, you don’t step on their toes. However, you can’t be laissez-faire forever. Sooner or later, in the struggle of life, your actions are goin’ to cause others strife. Looks like sometime next week you’re gonna make somebody freak!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

The new moon this week greatly affected how you feel as it signalled a turn of fortune’s great wheel. You’ll have a feelin’ of completion and one of loss, too, but you’ll also have a sense you’re startin’ anew. Of all your emotions, focus on the latter, get the heck up, go out and have at ’er!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

When you’re amorously distracted, your job performance is impacted ’cause of your focus — you lack it. It don’t matter where your heart is, when you’re at work, keep your mind on the biz. Don’t worry about mixin’ business with pleasure, ’cause this week the latter’ll follow the former in good measure!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

You’re worried now that you shouldn’t have leapt in, and in the back of your mind, second thoughts have just crept in. Should you throw water on it early and snuff out the spark? Sure, if you just wanna sit alone in the dark. Startin’ a fire for its energy is only good if you’re willin’ to let it burn up the wood!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

As a fixed earth sign, most people would say you were solid as a rock. That ain’t just talk. You can be completely immova-bull when you wanna be, especially when you’ve got security. This week, someone’ll try to use words that are cuttin’ in order to push your buttons, but you ain’t bitin’, and you ain’t budgin’!

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

You’ve been good at crossin’ your i’s and dottin’ your t’s, so this weekend you can write as messy as you please. The new moon opposite you this week was like gettin’ a licence to do what you want to. Tie up the loose ends you regret, or do what you’ve always wanted to but haven’t done yet!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

Everybody needs help, but you look like a fool wearin’ water wings to a wading pool. Heck, even without all that stuff, the odds’d be slim that in this li’l puddle you’d learn how to swim. C’mon, what outcome could you possibly dread? There’s a lifeguard on duty, so jump in over your head!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

They may call it the battle o’ the sexes, but seein’ it as such is one o’ life’s greatest hexes. If it’s a war, then someone’s gotta lose, and neither participant’ll be the one to choose. That means no matter what you think, it could be either of yous. The only way to ensure both sides’ll win, is if they’re lovin’ and not battlin’!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

Bein’ in any kinda relationship without puttin’ in an emotional investment is like havin’ chronic halitosis and runnin’ outta breath mints. Sooner or later things’ll start to stink, and you won’t be able to hide it as well as you think. The only way to get a fresh breath of air is to get involved and actually care!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

Naturally, bein’ the baron(ness) of balance, makin’ things even out is one of your talents. This week, however, when the scales are tipped in your favour by a bit, don’t be in such a danged hurry to equalize it. When good luck happens to land in your lap, don’t hastily go and squander it all on crap!

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