GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

It may be birthday time for you, but you can’t just forget what you gotta do. Although the workaday world ain’t where you’re happiest, it is where you get your goods right now. Get distracted and it may be where your bads come from, instead.

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

OK, you’ve added equal parts of action, intelligence and even a truckload of your trademark nurturing tendencies, but you haven’t harvested anything yet. Well, technically it’s still spring, y’know. Give your seeds a chance to grow and you’ll soon enough have plenty to show!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

This is definitely the weekend to defy the dastardly evildoers who have been trying to drag you down, but there’s no way you can fight the battle while locked up in your bedroom. You’ve gotta get out there and take ’em on before you wake up and your kingdom’s gone!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

With the Moon opposite you before the weekend, you’ll have the guts to go nuts and do things you wouldn’t normally let your virtuous Virgo self do. It’ll be like a whole new you. Though it may seem insane, since you’ve built everything on the foundation of the old you, get ready to start again!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

You Libras are the balancing act of the Zodiac and amazingly adept at making sure everything is where it should be, especially relationships. But with the Moon and Venus lookin’ askew to you, you’ll be tempted to put everything (and everyone) in their place. But beware losin’ face ’cause nobody likes a busybody!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

You’re a water sign, but water takes many forms. Ice is hard and won’t let anything pass through without breaking. Straight up water’s too wishy-washy; you can never quite get a hold of it. What you want to be now is mud. It oozes, but it’s got solid stuff in it so things can take hold and grow. That’s the way to go!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

Don’t be disappointed if that relationship turned out to be a dud. At least now that you know, you don’t have to waste any more time on it. Besides, now you can spend all that time on something (or someone) new. What better for a fire sign to do?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

You could be the happiest hepcat on your whole darn block. You could have the whole world in your hand. You could do more than you’d ever planned. What’s holdin’ you back from this heavenly hook-up? You have to finally decide to make it happen!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

Don’t rush into anything this weekend, anxious one. You may think it’s all over and the struggle has subsided, but it ain’t necessarily so. Upon further reflection you’ll find you’re still headed in the same ol’ direction. That is unless you take a sharp turn this week, of course!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

Whatever happens before this weekend, make sure you stand up for yourself and don’t take no for an answer. All you need to do is find a little bit o’ confidence. Once you’ve located some, you can find more and really kick ass, by gum!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

You can’t hurry love. You can’t grab it, buy it, hold it against its will, bottle it up or even make it do an Irish jig if it don’t want to, either. That’s why you’ve gotta wait for it to make its move. Like this weekend, when Jupiter and the Moon conspire to make you most attractive!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

As long as you’re completely honest about it, it ain’t gonna get anything but bigger and stronger. In fact, you don’t need to stress ’cause honesty’s an even better fertilizer than B.S. Before you know it, you’ll be worried about trimming it back, instead!

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