PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

Your weekend’ll be simply divine with the New Moon appearin’ while she’s in your sign. Use all the gumption you’ve got and go for the gusto, guys ’n’ gals. Don’t you dare squander this here cosmic confluence of quality karmic catalysts ’cause it’s weeks like these that remind you why it’s great to exist!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

Don’t be celebratin’ victory till the verdict is in and you’re off scot-free. No matter how much you may think you’re in the clear, you never know what’ll happen when the jury reappears. This week, whether or not you’ve got a lawsuit in action, you’ll get full satisfaction and somethin’ to savour, but wait till the judgment’s finally found in your favour!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

Why carry water across the country in your cupped hands when you can fill up once you get where you’re goin’? Think of all the handshakes, high-fives, card-dealin’, touchy-feelin’, bare-knuckle fightin’ and phone number writin’ you’ll miss out on along the way. This week, don’t forsake the unexpected to keep your heart protected!

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Some feuds are so fierce that a truce ain’t no use ’cause there’s so much bad blood on the hatchet, you can’t bury it. Way back when, you’d just get outta Dodge and be done with it, but these days, it ain’t always an option. It’s better to make sure your paths don’t meet so if you see ’em comin’, cross the street!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

There’s ain’t much sense buildin’ on a fault line at the best o’ times. Especially not now, when you’re likely to be lulled into a false sense o’ security with the waning Moon opposite you. Seismic tremors may have majorly mellowed out, but plates are still shiftin’ around, so it’s better you stick to solid ground!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

If there’s one thing most movies made in the ’60s taught us, it’s that tryin’ to juggle burnin’ ambition with domestic bliss is a mistaken mission. Sooner or later one’s gotta give — who you live with or the way that you live. You may feel like you’re stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea, but at least whichever you choose’ll make you happy!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

If the recent drought has you feelin’ self-doubt, you’re just goin’ a li’l loco. Karma’s like weather — it can change for the better just when you’ve reached the end o’ your tether. This week, once you realize you create your own opportunities, you’ll have so many that you can choose as you please!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

The universe just thought you should know that it understands it’s hard to always go with the flow, but that it’s never been more important than now to do so. When push comes to shove, don’t do nothin’ but love. This week if you try to force your hand, don’t be surprised if you’re not promoted but canned!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

You’ve been wastin’ your time worryin’ about stuff that don’t matter too much, while important things remain mostly untouched. Well, take some time to sort out your priorities this week. You’ll get both the insight and help that you seek in the task of answerin’ questions you’re almost scared to ask!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

You can only keep pushin’ your limits for so long before things begin to go wrong. That’s ’cause, as any good student of biology can tell you, after every phase of expansion should come a period of contraction. Well, now that Jupiter just went retrograde in Capricorn, it’s time to settle down for a bit till things reach a norm!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

It’s a darn good thing you goats don’t give up the ghost too easily — especially this week, when your temptation to do so’ll be at its peak. Don’t be dumb and succumb. Your second wind’ll soon begin and once it does, you’re a cinch to win!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

Hang onto your horses there, Aquarius. If you were to make a move now, it would be premature. It’s one thing to be first outta the gate, but entirely another to jump the gun. It may be no fun but you’re best off to wait than to disqualificate. Once the race officially begins, that’s when you use all o’ your force for the best chance to win!

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