GEMINI (MAY 21 — JUNE 20)
As usual, you’re only fightin’ yourself. On one hand it’s obvious you oughtta get the most outta what you have. On the other, the more you enjoy it, the less you have. Which is worth more to you? Havin’ it or enjoyin’ it?
CANCER (JUNE 21 — JULY 22)
You’re only broke because of your own budgetary bumbling, but it ain’t time to break out the barrel ’n’ suspenders set quite yet. With the help of the sun and moon mingling in your sign, this weekend’s the right time to reappraise your real needs and cut out the rest so you can stay dressed!
LEO (JULY 23 — AUG. 22)
There’s no point in being a cunnin’ cat for this particular clash; it’s preferable by far you’re a ferocious feline. Flash them fangs ’n’ claws and if your foe don’t back down, you know exactly how to protect your pride....
VIRGO (AUG. 23 — SEPT. 22)
As a friendship, it’s almost perfect. Almost. To get there, you’ll have to be the one takin’ it to the next level and, with Mars still in your corner, now’s the time. Take the initiative over the next week and move this partnership to a new peak!
LIBRA (SEPT. 23 — OCT. 22)
Keep fiddlin’ with a finely tuned machine and it’ll fall apart faster than not. Likewise with your dreams. They’ll truly be butchered if you get in there and chop ’em up so they fit into your life. This week, keep your hands off and play the role of the observer, so you can watch them come true instead.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23 — NOV. 21)
Happiness just out of reach? Wanna reel it in? Generosity and honesty is how you begin since they’re much tastier bait than bitterness ’n’ hate. This week you’ll feast and get fatter choosin’ the former over the latter!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 — DEC. 21)
Your high-minded ideals will seem to lose you some friends this week. “Seem to” is the operative phrase here, since the ones you’ll lose aren’t your real friends, and the ones that are really your friends won’t be lost.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 — JAN. 19)
After a long battle, you’ve finally got everything under control. At least, that’s what you think. Don’t rest on your laurels yet, what with all them worlds still out there for you to conquer. If you don’t, they may just conquer you!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 — FEB. 18)
Sometime this week you’ll get hit by a bolt from the blue. No need to be worried, though. It’s more likely to have you shoutin’ “eureka,” “a-ha” or “it’s alive!” than shriekin’ in pain — this type of lightnin’ is aimed for your brain!
PISCES (FEB. 19 — MARCH 20)
You’ll be sorely tempted to do something “bad” this week. It’ll feel great in the moment, but you’ll be awash with shame afterwards. Well, with no one hurt or dead, that’s all in your head. You’ve gotta get rid of this guilt stuff or you’ll never do anything fun, er, “bad” again.
ARIES (MARCH 21 — APRIL 19)
Odds are you’ll have a less-than-stellar week, what with a series of squares and oppositions confronting you — and same with the planets, too. Don’t dip into discouragemnet, though. Your fortunes’ll change sooner if you start exploitin’ what you excel at and quit focusin’ on your failures.
TAURUS (APRIL 20 — MAY 20)
Even the most content cow must move to greener pastures once it’s grazed down to the last blade of grass. This week, it boils down to riskin’ starvation or movin’ your ass. Time to let your impulsive side loose before your rut becomes a noose!