GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Your celestial supervisor, Mercury, enters your sign soon so you’ll be feelin’ a lot less mixed-up in the next few weeks. However, if your internal twins had trouble talkin’ to each other before, for a few days they’ll have even more. Since this could cause you considerable calamity, stick to your work until Wednesday or things might get a bit messy!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

When things run afoul before the weekend, don’t forget to remind yourself that failure ain’t necessarily the end. You’re jugglin’ lots in your life and just ’cause you dropped one ball it don’t mean the whole show’s over. Heck, in a couple weeks, you’ll be rollin’ in clover!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

When the world gets to be a bit too much, like this weekend, you sometimes start to seek out distractions from your daily life. Don’t do it this time. Dabblin’ in diversions will only detour you down the dusty dirt road of difficulty when you oughtta be easy ridin’ on a four-lane blacktop to your destiny!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

Your analytical mind deftly dissects anything dished out to you and you’re able to differentiate between the parts that are productive and unproductive. You may have a sharp eye but sometimes even you can’t see the simple fact that if you can’t beat ’em, you might as well join ’em in their act. Time to take another look!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

It seems you’ve been strollin’ down easy street so long you’re startin’ to go a li’l soft on us. Well, now’s a good time to put a hold on your hedonistic side and harden up some. There’s a battle loomin’ on your horizon, so the goal of gettin’ fit for a fight is what you oughtta keep your eyes on!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

Anything you find causin’ you pain this week is something you can make work for you. How? You can control the pain by controllin’ yourself. Whether it’s mental, emotional or physical in nature, you play a part in it and can change your thinkin’ patterns to avoid or manage it. Learnin’ how to do so’ll mean the pain won’t worsen and you’ll also end up a much stronger person!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

You’ve been blessed with long-term vision but sometimes, when you’ve been workin’ towards something for so long and you ain’t seen squat, you get sick of stickin’ it out. Don’t worry, it’s not all in vain since boredom is only a temporary pain. Keep at it and you will be rewarded!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

It takes tons of strength to stoically stand your ground when every moron around tries to mess with your business. But when their meddlin’ becomes so much you can barely move a muscle, it no longer suffices to simply make a stand, you must begin to tussle. The time has come to kick some bum!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

With the Moon in your sign this weekend, you’ll have the strength of will needed to wrestle with your foes. Those who want to cut you out or expand into your territory will be comin’ outta the woodwork and there’s no way you’re gonna grant ’em their wishes, right? Send those bugs scurryin’ back where they belong – into the night!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

Opportunity has a “pop-in” personality. You won’t get a friendly phone call beforehand nor be able to pencil in an appointment at a specified time. You’ll only hear a knocking from outta nowhere. Don’t worry about your privacy and don’t think too long about openin’ the door. By the time you make that decision, it may not be there anymore!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

A change in your fortunes this week doesn’t mean you can indulge yourself and impulsively pursue every desire or whim you might have. You’re well aware of what you really want and gettin’ it’ll still require a whole lotta work. Be your own best friend and use your new resources to accomplish that end!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

Bein’ born under Venus, you have a particular air of pleasantness in your personality. Use this peachy-keenness when things pile up against you rather than relyin’ on the pointy things atop your head. Show grace under pressure or risk gettin’ pushed into doin’ somethin’ hasty that seems like it would be, but really ain’t, very tasty!

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