CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

As you expand your capacity for love, you will begin to manifest your dreams. By keeping your cup constantly empty, it can forever be filled. Through shining bright, you attract those whose influence can aid you, and you become an unstoppable force. Which is what water really is, ain’t it?

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

Summer’s here and prey is plentiful, so what you’re feelin’ is perfectly natural for a cat or kitten. But just ’cause you have the prowess, it doesn’t mean you oughtta pounce on every poor sucker who passes by. What type of target’s best? It depends on whether you’d rather just have a quick snack to gobble down or a huntin’ partner who’ll stick around!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

Although you’d love to blow off the whole of civilization for some li’l mountain cabin, it just ain’t gonna happen. As much as you hate it, the decision’s already been made for you, hasn’t it? Now it’s just a matter of you feelin’ better about it. Don’t worry. You will in a week or two!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

Don’t get mired down in a mopey mood after this weekend when the moon makes a minor move against you. Just fire up that sense of humour and keep yourself warm. That should be enough for you to stay happy until ol’ Hecate hits another sign in a short amount of time!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

You’ll feel a certain sense of self-derision after the weekend if you just watch and watch without making a decision. What in the world are you waitin’ for? You could buy the biscuit with your very next breath! Why don’tcha grab some cookies now for cryin’ out loud!?!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

You’ll tend to feel a bit down an’ out next week, but only if you’re lookin’ at your feet and not gazin’ upon the firmament, where your archer’s eyes should be fixed. Once they’re focused back up there, you’ll see what you’ve been missin’. Once you do, you’ll have your new mission!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

Pity the poor person who crosses your path now that you’ve got it in your head to fight for what you feel is right till either you’re dead or you finally get it. You’ll murderlize ’em! But to be a true crusader you gotta get yourself a cape or, more correctly, a secret identity. It’s easy for your foes to fight what they can see in plain sight!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

The part of you that desires something deep and meaningful has been strugglin’ with your superficial thrill-seekin’ side lately. That sucks a bit for you but if to thine own self you stay true, they’ll be able to come to an amicable agreement and compromise without lies. Soon!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

There’s really no need for you to wait any longer. You’ll be undeniable before the weekend so grab what you want. Don’t let anyone get in your way. They can’t. Just laugh ’em off and sidestep ’em. Either that or bite their head off. You’ve gotta keep movin’ ’cause you’re swimmin’ in full shark style now!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

Whoa! It’s just too much and it’s boggin’ you down, ain’t it? But honestly, you dug this hole yourself, didn’t you? Well, that’s OK. You got yourself in there, and just when you think there’s no way out, you’ll find one. Shortly after this weekend you should find it a bit easier to pull yourself outta the deep end!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

Oh, there’s somethin’ there alright! But if you thought about it before jumpin’ in the ring, you’d see that it’s gonna be like a night in the WWE: lotsa action ’n’ wrasslin’ that only lasts until somebody gets knocked out or hurt. Are you really sure profuse bleedin’ is the brand of entertainment you’re needin’?

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Well, for once you’ve finally managed to find some kinda calm in which to float. No wonder you’ll get worked up next week when someone throws a pebble into your peaceful pool. Don’t fight the disturbance though, dearie. Let the ripples from that rock deliver you to your destiny. It’s meant to be!

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