AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

If you were a camel, would you say “yes” to that one golden straw, even though it’s a fact the extra weight would break your poor back? Well, you'll find out this week ’cause your strength’s reached its peak but you’ll still be offered somethin’ unique. Lighten your load before acceptin’ more or you’ll end up extremely sore!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

Worry not what religions may sayeth, you’ve got your own path that you follow with faith. You just need to keep truckin’ on through and don’t let the naysayers start messin’ with you. If they just can’t see you’re livin’ spiritually, show ’em how well love works when it’s dogma-free!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

You need a new soul style ’cause the cosmic comb-over you’re rockin’ right now is a spiritual faux pas — and how! Y’see, you’ve got love to spare when it comes to the fringes but you’re kinda bald in the middle, on which your style totally hinges. This week, stimulate growth on the crown of your head by focusin’ love on yourself instead!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

If you’re still a-partyin’ you don’t have to defend it ’cause for you Tauri, the holidays still haven’t ended. That’s right, you don’t need to fight the feelin’ that debauchery’s appealin’. If you still feel like havin’ fun, you’d better get on it before your holiday’s done!

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Job security, good pay and the odd perk — but you’d still be crazy to continue this work. This week, don’t be afraid to leave the scene, the reason bein’ that sometimes, on the other side, the grass is more green. And you ain’t gonna find that grazin’ ground if you don’t take a chance and just stick around!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

Now, you water signs ain’t exactly known for aggressiveness or makin’ the first move, but you’ll have to do so this week if there’s somethin’ you wanna prove. There ain’t no debatin’ your infinite worth, but now it’s up to you to convince the rest of the Earth!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

Right now, luck ain’t on the side of your pride. Now, we ain’t talkin’ your crew of cats here, we’re talkin’ conceit. Unless you wanna get knocked off your feet and start to stumble, you’d better be humble. If you can manage to stay meek, luck’ll be friendly with you all week!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

At the start of the week you may feel like you’re under attack, when it’s really your perceptions that are holdin’ you back. If you can stay calm, cool and collected you’ll see it ain’t you at whom the bullets are directed. Retreatin’ now would be a sin ’cause standin’ your ground’ll mean you automatically win!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

No amount of poetic grace’ll help you to sidestep karma when it’s all up in your face. Nope, there’s only one option to choose and that’s give up what’s causin’ the trouble, or lose. When you’re dealin’ with karma, it dictates the terms — make the sacrifice or you’re dinner for worms!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

Y’know, it seems pretty dumb to think you’ve lost when the game hasn’t even reached an outcome. If you can stay honest, loving and open, there’s still a good chance to get what you’ve been hopin’. At least it’s better than payin’ the cost of sulkin’ in defeat when you haven’t yet lost!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

Bein’ happy with what you’ve got is OK with some folks, but with you, it’s not. That’s ’cause you archers keep your eyes on the horizon since your vision’s so broad — and if you don’t try to reach for it, you feel like a fraud. By always movin’ towards it, you do the right thing, regardless of the temporary troubles it brings!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

The more you mope like a dope, the more you lose sight of the rope that’s hangin’ right there for you to ascend and escape if you dare. This week, when you feel like it’s time to climb, fine. Move on up ’nd don’t be afraid to leave your troubles behind!

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