AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

Take a break from all the hustle and bustle for a few and check out your thoughts and emotions as though they were common folks and you were people-watchin’. You’ll find out some pretty amazing stuff about some of the characters inside your head, but bein’ a matchmaker and puttin’ a perfect pair together will make you beaucoup bread!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

They say too much of a good thing ain’t always good for the soul, and with the Sun, Mercury and Venus all joinin’ you this week, you’ll have minimal control. And, like any vehicle, when yours is outta said control, it’ll tend to crash and burn. At least this time you’ll get to walk away in one piece with a chance to learn!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

After the weekend you’ll be feelin’ the friction from the Moon passin’ time opposite your sign. You’ll have plenty fire to drive you to whatever you desire, but you’ve gotta be on the ball with your combustibility. Burnin’ bridges ain’t the best idea, you see!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

From troubles and tears, opportunity rears its li’l horned head and gives you a chance to earn some more bread. Just don’t think you can do it without gettin’ a scratch. That’s the problem with success — there’s always a catch!

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Oh oh! That’s the trouble with bein’ such a straight-talkin’, tell-’em-what-you’re-thinkin’ type o’ person: you tend to ruffle your fair share o’ feathers. Well, no matter how much flappin’ is happenin’ just stand your ground ’cause you don’t gotta go nowhere and your argument’s sound!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

You’ll be tempted to do something on a whim this week and it might not be the wisest idea you’ve had, so to speak. Before you do something impulsive, make sure of where you stand or you could just be jumpin’ into the fire from outta the fryin’ pan!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

Takin’ a whole new direction makes for a lotta work, but what the heck are you worried about? You’re Leo the lion and this week the Moon’s in your sign! You’ve got the courage and cunning of the king of all cats so whatever you’re up against should be about as scary as gnats!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

Known for being a person of distinction and discriminating taste, this is not an image you want to screw with out of haste. Stand firm and keep a stiff upper lip ’cause givin’ in to your base instincts will scuttle your ship and see your poll figures dip.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

The tension from the Sun opposing you and the Moon before the weekend will cause you to crack if you don’t go on the offensive and be the first to attack. Tucker yourself out! Walk! Run! Lift weights! Swim! Dance! If you’re too tired to cause trouble, your chances of makin’ it through the week unscathed’ll double!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

You’re strong enough. You’re smart enough. There’s no question you wanted it enough. So why didn’t you win? Well, mostly ’cause the stars ain’t on your side this week. Tough it out for a little while longer and next week, when the time’s finally right, you’ll be even stronger!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

Lately your laid-back attitude of laissez-faire has given you plenty of time to spare. Maybe it’s because you’re confusing laissez with lazy? Either way, get ready to work after the weekend, ’cause here comes the faire part!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

Sometimes you’ve just gotta be happy with the way things are. You’re not like one of those suckers who believes everything they read in the back of a magazine, are you? Even if you aren’t, you could still lose a fortune on get-rich-quick schemes before you even realize how they prey on your dreams!

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