AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

Takin’ on too many tasks’ll cause you trouble. Sure, you got tons of pep to your step and you’re a regular tiger in a T-shirt, but tryin’ to do too many things at once results in not doin’ much of anything at all. Trim back your workload this weekend to relax and enjoy one or two things at max.

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

Well, finally the forces of fate have put you in a figurative fortress of near-infallibility. Your feet are firmly planted and your needs have all been granted, but you’re gettin’ so bored you can barely stand it. Want a change? Once you leave your safe setup then your boredom will let up.

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

Maybe out in the wildness it’s cool for your kind to run around and do whatever they want to get their horns curled, but this is the city. Whether it’s an agent of G.O.D., the local constabulary, credit card companies or just a creep with a pair of binoculars, somebody’s watchin’ you. You who are horned have been warned!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

OK, so you’ve been dreamin’ about it for long enough, but when are you gonna get offa your grass-grazin’ ass and go for it? You’re good enough to get it, so there’s no need for you to fret it. Well, what are you waitin’ for? Start before the weekend while the moon's still in your house.

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

One nice thing about screwin’ up is that it turns someone from a smarty-pants know-it-all to a more open-minded individual. Once they realize they don’t have it all figured out yet, they finally start to learn something. So you see, Gemini, there’s still hope for you two, too.

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

This is definitely the wrong weekend to work your wily ways on those around you. No matter how bad you want it, being manipulative with the rest of the human race will only blow up in your face. Let everything happen at its own speed and you’ll get everything that you need.

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

Unfortunately, due to the workings of fate, you’ve had some funds fall into your lap. How can that be unfortunate, you say? Well, it brings out temptation in search of its prey — you! And there comes a time when you can’t easily confront it. Consult someone you trust before you do somethin’ dumb and go bust.

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

In mid-week it seems like you’re in your own little fantasy world. Well, you are and it is your own, so keep it to yourself. Otherwise others’ll try to take advantage of your vulnerable state without you even knowin’ it. Stick to your daily routine and keep your hands clean.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

This week it’ll feel like you have the energy to explore every option and opportunity open to you, but that’s exactly what you shouldn’t do. You’ll be successful at whatever you do, so make sure it’ll fulfill you. Bein’ good at something you hate is a miserable fate so stick with what you love and your life’ll be great.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

Neptune may be your boss, but you need a week off. You’ve been spending so much time in the murky depths that you’re startin’ to grow gills. Get onshore. Breathe the air. Stand in the Sun! The first few steps may freak you out, but a couple of days back in this world will erase all your doubts!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

Y’know, the concept of peace is built on compromise. You can each be content, even though still you dissent. But when one of you figures your needs are bigger, somebody’s nose’ll end up gettin’ bent!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

No nonsense. Calm. Rational. You Caps are known for your confidence and the respect you command. But you can forget about all that crap. By next week the moon and Venus'll have you quiverin’ like a school kid who’s close to their first crush — one look your way and you uncontrollably blush. You’re so cute.

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