SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 – DEC. 21)

Due to bein’ born under the banner of the biggest planet, Jupiter, you’re always tryin’ to push the limits. Well, this time you oughta hold on a minute. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, or in the end all you’ll do is nix it. Before the weekend, you’ll be rollin’ in clover so, like the song says, “Don’t rock the boat baby, don’t tip the boat over!”

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 – JAN. 19)

You’re in the black, got the wind at your back and with this turn o’ the tides, now you’re on the attack. Such a joyous occasion certainly calls for celebration, but don’t forget about the challenges you’re still facin’. This weekend, don’t go and overdo it, or when Monday comes, are you ever gonna rue it!

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 – FEB. 18)

If you could find a way to bottle the milk of human kindness that runs through your veins, your profit margins would be insane. You ain’t that clever but never underestimate the generosity that in you is innate. People recognize the value of such, and if you were willin’ to lease it, you wouldn’t want for too much!

PISCES (FEB. 19 – MARCH 20)

How to make a buck and keep your heart happy in this hurly-burly, topsy-turvy world — ain’t that the million-dollar question? Well, you may be on your way to makin’ the million-dollar answer soon. The recent new moon wiped your slate clean, so your heart can now draw a map to your wildest dreams!

ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

Sometimes, when you have to fight for everything you get, it seems like it ain’t worth it if it don’t come with lotsa sweat. In fact, you can even start swingin’ at foes that ain’t there and tryin’ to fight off help from all your friends who care. Aries, you don’t have to fight no more ’cause you’re at peace now, not at war!

TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

Y’know T, just ’cause it takes you a long time to chew your cud and come to a final answer, it don’t always mean that you’ve got the right one. Like that now’s a good time to have some fun. Actually, it’s a pretty bad idea. If you do, all that’s goin’ right for you’ll walk out without so much as a “see ya!”

GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

Givin’ in to impulse rather than makin’ plans and gettin’ set is kinda like playin’ life as if you were gamblin’ at roulette. It’s all down to where the ball falls — there’s really no safe bet. It’s OK to succumb to temptation, as long as you know the aftermath you’ll be facin’. If you think you can deal, go ahead and spin the wheel!

CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)

Don’t be worried when things get a little hard for you startin’ this weekend. What else do you expect when you’re a water sign and it’s nearly the winter? Just ’cause for a while things won’t be so great, don’t let yourself get eaten up with hate. Forget all about swimmin’, go out and learn how to skate!

LEO (JULY 23 – AUG. 22)

This is one o’ those times when business and pleasure won’t mix, and it’s no use tryin’ to make it so by playin’ the same old tricks. Right now, you’ve got too much at stake and you’ve done used up your lucky breaks. Give yourself one this time. It don’t matter how much you apply force, things aren’t gonna take that course!

VIRGO (AUG. 23 – SEPT. 22)

If you’re worried ’bout what awaits at the Pearly Gates, they say there’s a way to make sure St. Peter don’t hesitate. If you want a good seat up above, treat everyone equally with respect and love — and do lotsa good deeds for people in need. Nobody knows if it really works yet, but considerin’ the options it’s a pretty safe bet!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22)

When luck opens a door as you pass by, it’s in your best interest to walk inside. Especially when it’s a high-class joint like this — how could you resist? You better accept, whether or not you have appointments you think need to be kept. Although you may prefer to hedge your bets, this opportunity’s about as good as it gets!

SCORPIO (OCT. 23 – NOV. 21)

Y’know Scorpio, it’s OK to like yourself sometimes. In fact, right now, you should be proud of yourself. Business ain’t bad, you’ve got someone who makes your heart glad, and you possess more creative energy than it seems you’ve ever had. Don’t focus on what you lack, but the fact you deserve a pat on the back!

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