TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
This week, you’ll win by a country mile if you fight drunken-master style. Howzat? Do lotsa bobbin’ ’n’ weavin’ to make your movements deceivin’. You can’t be licked if you’re too tough to predict, ’cause you’ll know what you’re doin’, but your foes won’t clue in — they’ll be totally tricked!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Just ’cause you’ve secured a new beachhead, don’t mean you’re assured smooth sailin’ ahead. An invasion don’t just stop at the landin’— you’ve gotta push hard to get past where you’re standin’. Luck may get your foot in the door, but you’d best bust your butt if you want more!
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
It’s your nature to be romantic ’n’ dreamy, but life ain’t always so smooth ’n’ creamy. That’s why crabs are equipped with pincers and a shell — so when it comes down to the crunch, you can give ’em hell. This week, when someone starts frontin’ don’t even pause, start usin’ your razor-sharp claws!
LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Feel like you’ve lost your cosmic connection, and you’re travellin’ the universe without direction? Well, it ain’t too late to make a correction. This weekend, instead of pushin’, sit on your tush ’n’ take a time out. Somethin’ll happen to dispel all your doubt and show you where to best use your clout!
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Everything you hope, everything you’re wishin’, everything you desire and all your ambitions’ll run up this weekend against strong opposition. Don’t worry, it’s just a temporary time of transition. Sooner than you know, all systems’ll be go, and your thrusters’ll be ready for ignition!
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
One thing organisms on Earth learn sooner or later is that pain, or its avoidance, is a great motivator. Luckily, this week’ll see a visit to your sign by the moon and the chance to sidestep pain’s opportune. Not only can you avoid gettin’ nicked by the knife, by changin’ some habits, you’ll get a new lease on life!
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
This weekend’ll look worse than it is if you buy into that pessimist biz. What you really need to see is you’ve earned a second chance, now that you’ve learned how to avoid gettin’ burned as far as this scenario’s concerned. No time to cry, you’ve got new knowledge to apply!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
The longer you stand by simply watchin’, the likelier your plans’ll get a good botchin’. This week, laissez-faire equals losin’, and if you want the outcome to be of your choosin’, every trick up your sleeve’s what you should be usin’. Forget sittin’ on the sidelines — if you want satisfaction you’d better take action!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Hold your horses there, pardner. You’re about to make a dang fool mistake, and you may not realize it till it’s too late for the brake. Right now, y’all better hole up where you are, ’cause the posse cosmictatus is keepin’ tabs on your status, so if you make a move now, you won’t get too far!
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You may have the strongest punch you ever saw, but you won’t last long, if you’ve got a glass jaw. That’s why they say the best offence is a good defence. This week, you won’t have much trouble winnin’ any wars as long as you worry less about your foes’ weaknesses and more about yours!
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)
You may not see yourself as bein’ pushy, but there’s all kindsa fish who’ll do whatever it takes to actualize their wish. For instance, you could be a plankton and get dranked in by the bigger denizens of the deep. But you could also be a shark at the top of the food chain and enjoy all the benefits that reaps!
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Don’t fool yourself about the odds you’re up against, no matter how high your level of confidence. Sure, you might have the skills and the heart to fulfill your part, but you’re gonna need a whole lotta luck from the start, too. Thankfully, this week, the forces of good fortune are ridin’ shotgun with you!
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