LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)

There’s soon comin’ an end to easiness, but don’t let it go causin’ you queasiness. Although things may not continue to go well, it don’t mean your life’s gonna turn into h-e-double-hockey-sticks. This week, a challenge’ll begin that’ll bring you riches after you win!

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

Sometimes, when you’re at the top of your game, you don’t practise that much, and you start to get lame. Confidence is a powerful tool, but without skills to back it, you can act like a fool. This week, before your wind gets too gusty, make sure that you haven’t gone rusty!

LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

Disasters are definitely sad, but to profit from them ain’t necessarily bad. Someone’s gotta provide materials to rebuild or equipment to start what’s been stilled. Ain’t that basically what doctors do? This week, if you ain’t causin’ the rubble, then there ain’t no trouble in you doin’ it, too!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

As the covers of this book are bein’ closed, your interest in another has been arosed. Or is that arisen? Most likely, it’s aroused. Whichever the case may be, you’re in the mood for escapist fantasy, but this week, you should try to settle in with something more like magical realism!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

There’s lots to be said for the hermit lifestyle, but this week, tryin’ to live like a nun or a monk ain’t nothin’ but bunk. You have wads o’ wisdom, creativity and a good sense o’ humour to boot. This week, you’ve gotta go out, circulate and start spreadin’ around some of your great!

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

You goats can be quick to act, but current times call for a different tact. Right now, it’s all about observin’ and letting’ things happen, ’cause steppin’ in now’ll get you a good karma-slappin’. This weekend, if you just watch and wait, the outcome’ll be one notch above great!

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Sometimes, knowin’ when you can’t win is when the learnin’ actually begins. This week is one of those times. If you accept defeat, you’ll learn one more way you can be beat and, in the end, one more way for you to defend against foes that call themselves “friend!”

PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)

Forget about the rules or followin’ your school, this week, seek out fun like some kinda fun-seekin’ fool. You don’t have to worry ’bout the effects or their cause, as long as there’s love in your heart, you’re bound by no laws. When you swim, follow your whim!

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

It’s OK to enjoy the fruits of your labour, ’cause if you don’t, they’re gonna get all mouldy on you. You ain’t bein’ hasty, you just might as well dig in while they’re still fresh ’n’ tasty. This week, eatin’ those fruits ain’t greed as long as you’re smart enough to hold onto the seeds!

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Nothin’ of any real value ever comes easy, and this ain’t no different. It may seem like a difficult trail with many chances to fail, but the only real failure is in not even tryin’. This week, if you tell yourself you can’t do it, what you are doin’ is lyin’!

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

It ain’t easy bein’ a genius or the best, ’cause all sortsa suckers wanna step up and test. If they ain’t puttin’ you on, they’re rippin’ you off, draggin’ you down, trippin’ you up or tryin’ to take you out. This week, your worst enemy’s doubt, so remember, you’re a genius and the best — you’ve got the clout!

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

You ain’t quite destitute, but your bank account now’s like a bamboo shoot — small, tender and in danger of bein’ trampled on. By takin’ extra care to protect it while it’s tiny, it’ll become a big, strong stick. If you start this weekend, it’s gonna grow up pretty quick!

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