LEO (July 23 – Aug. 22)
This week, the full moon signifies the time the fur’ll fly. It’s like every foe you have’ll attack you this week but, lucky for you, your strength’s at a peak. That’s why no matter what happens, there’s no need to sweat it — any suckers who step are sure gonna get it!
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Cosmically speakin’, this week is gonna be kinda like a candy commercial. You’ll be walkin’ down the street mindin’ your own biz when you bump into someone else, whose chocolate gets in your peanut butter. Now that you’ve discovered a great new taste, don’t ignore your discovery and let it go to waste!
LIBRA (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
You may not like to unload your problems on your family and friends but that behaviour must come to an end. Right now you’re full of mental pollution and an external opinion’ll help you find a solution. This week, don’t be stopped by your pride, ask for some help from the outside!
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
No matter how difficult the trouble you’re facin’, the Scorpio sign’s all about regeneration. Like a lizard, you can lop off a limb, and, in not too much time, a new one’ll grow in. Don’t worry this week about chewin’ off your arm, leavin’ it in the trap’ll do you way more harm!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Although you just finished something, you can’t sit still, ’cause if there’s one thing Sagittarians seek, it’s the next thrill. Of course, that means you can’t rest on your laurels, even if it means causin’ discord ’n’ quarrels. This week, whatever you do, treat yourself to something new!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Right now, if you take the first opportunity to get out of a jam, you’ll find it’s a scam and you’ll just end up in a jelly that’s even more smelly. Instead of doin’ something so dumb, wait ’til after the weekend when a real solution’ll come. This week, it’s much better to be picky than to wind up all sticky!
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Sometimes it’s good to put your nose into other folks' biz ’cause that’s exactly how an activist is. When someone’s messin’ things up ’cause their thinkin’ ain’t clear, that’s when it’s time for you to interfere. This week, you’ll be rewarded for every transgression that you have thwarted!
PISCES (Feb. 19 – March 20)
As much as your emotions can lead you to bliss, they can also be one of your weaknesses. When you don’t let them dictate your behaviour, clarity of thought’ll be your saviour. This week, if you play the game and are emotionally detached, you’ll easily win ’cause your moves can’t be matched!
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
It ain’t time to be sheepish ’cause you ain’t a lamb, it’s time for you to be Aries the ram. You got them big ol’ curly horns on your head, so use ’em to instill in your opponents some dread. This week, don’t take nothin’ from no one in terms of guff, even if it means usin’ your horns to get tough!
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
You’ve been pretty dang virtuous the past li’l while and you’ve been playin’ the game in good-karma style, so it’s time for the cosmos to send you a smile. Trouble is lately you’ve been so undemandin’, what you really desire, it ain’t quite understandin’. This week, give the cosmos an easier task — if there’s somethin’ that you really want, ask!
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
The reason there’s diplomacy in the first place is ’cause people in power know that fightin’ uses up natural resources and you can have a hard time overcomin’ the costs incurred in order to win. This week, war is something you might wanna declare ’cause it’ll make things more fair, but you’ll end up much better off if you don’t go there!
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
“C” is for cookie but it also stands for Cancer, cautious, careful and considerate. Of course, “C” is a pretty popular letter of the alphabet, so you can’t forget about crazy, callous and conceited. Especially this week, when you find those qualities are desperately needed!
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