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Much Dance 2007
Sony
· Ain’t No Other Man can make my London Bridge Walk Away. Yo, Pump It or Touch It because these Promiscuous Hips Don’t Lie. SOS! These titles are all extremely pornographic, you Stupid Girls!
If you’re a fan of mainstream pop in all its overplayed, overproduced glory, you’ll surely enjoy getting down with your bad self to Much Dance 2007, the latest in dance-music compilations. There’s not too much to say about a collection of dance floor pop songs. All of pop’s darling divas make appearances on this album, from Christina Aguilera and Kelly Clarkson, to Pink and Jessica Simpson. You’ve probably heard every song on this collection played on your local radio station – like Fergie’s not-so-subtle "London Bridge" and Nelly Furtado and Timbaland’s ubiquitous "Promiscuous."
If you think about the lyrics or manufactured beats and rhythms that emanate from many of the tracks on Much Dance 2007, it may make you mad. But the point of the album is not to make you think, it’s to make you shake yo money maka, and of that, it does a decent job.
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