| Way back in January 1995 (can you believe MMB turns 12 next month?), I published the "first MMB traditional new year’s survey" in a column called "Just asking." Well, so much for tradition. I never did a second. So, this year I’m starting a new tradition. Welcome to "MMB’s every-11-years traditional new year’s survey."
As I wrote back then: "It'll provide a good distraction while you're trying not to smoke, eat, drink, have sex with an old boyfriend or whatever else you vowed to give up yet again this year." Plus, you get to read the results on Valentine’s Day (that’s right, only 34 shopping days left!). E-mail your answers to: letters@joseyvogels.com.
1. Are you:
a) Male?
b) Female?
c) Somewhere in between?
2. Are you:
a) Straight?
b) Gay?
c) Somewhere in between?
3. Are you:
a) Under 25
b) 25-40
c) 40+
4. Are you:
a) Single?
b) In a relationship?
c) Married or Common Law?
5. You had your first orgasm when you were:
a) Under 16
b) 16-20
c) 20-30
d) 30+
6. Are you satisfied with your sex life?
a) Yes
b) No
c) What sex life?
7. What sexual activity have you not tried but would most like to?
a) Three or moresome
b) Fetish play
c) Tantric sex
d) Role playing
8. Do you like porn?
a) Always have
b) Used to, but not anymore
c) Never did, but now I do
d) Never tried it
e) Hate it.
9. What’s your favourite type of porn?
a) Magazines
b) Internet
c) Video/DVD
d) Erotic stories
10. What’s your favourite sexy website?
11. Do you agree with the Supreme Court's recent decision to make swingers’ clubs legal?
a) Yes, I love to swing
b) Yes, just don’t make me go to one
c) No, I think it’s wrong
d) What’s a swingers’ club?
12. Would you describe yourself as:
a) Sexually dominant
b) Sexually submissive
c) Depends on the partner
13. A woman who sleeps with a guy on a first date:
a) Is a slut
b) Has low self-esteem
c) Probably won’t hear from him again
d) Is fine by me
14. A guy who sleeps with a woman on a first date:
a) Is a slut
b) Has low self-esteem
c) Probably won’t hear from her again
d) Is fine by me
15. When it comes to oral sex, you prefer to:
a) Give
b) Receive
16. You use condoms:
a) If they’re handy
b) If my partner has one
c) If we’re complete strangers
d) My partner and I don’t use condoms
e) Every time I have sex
17. Anal sex:
a) Is gross
b) Rocks!
c) OK, on occasion
d) Something I’ve never tried
18. Paying for sex is:
a) Fine, but not my thing
b) Immoral
c) The only way I get any
19. Casual sex is:
a) Wrong
b) Fun
c) Not worth the effort
d) Don’t know, never had it
20. You would have live sex on the internet for:
a) Free!
b) $100
c) $1000
d) Name your amount:
e) No amount of money
21. What’s the weirdest/craziest thing a partner has asked you to do?
22. Where’s the weirdest/craziest/riskiest place you’ve had sex?
23. What do you like best about your sex life so far?
24. What would you most like to change about your sex life so far?
25. If you could sleep with anyone living or dead just once, who would it be? |
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