| Summer has finally arrived. The tank tops and flip-flops have overrun 17th Avenue and patios are overflowing with happy patrons. Nervous gardeners are committing to the ground, and propane tanks are being refilled after a lonely winter.
Ah, barbecue season. It's evident on all the cooking shows that the grill is in – and not just for hot dogs and hamburgers. There are certainly enough options to keep your party guests happy, with popular choices like fish, chicken and beef, but maybe you're looking to expand your cooking choices.
Why not try Hufu, the human flesh alternative. At eathufu.com you can order a tasty and legal alternative to human flesh. Whether you're looking to try a new taste sensation or planning that cannibalism theme party you’ve always wanted, the folks at Hufu can help. Currently, only the Hufu classic strips are available, but more products are on the way, including the Hufu Healthy Hearts and Hufu Doctor Lecter’s Liver.
Now, obviously, your run-of-the-mill barbecue sauces won’t do. You’ll want to enhance your Hufu experience with something a little spicier than the grocery store variety. Try pepperheadscanada.com, the online store for all your gourmet sauce needs. Based out of Turner Valley, Alberta, this award-winning company took top honours this year with the 2005 Alberta Business Award of Distinction. In addition to offering a tantalizing selection of products on their site – such as Honey Garlic Mustard Rub, "Dark Secrets" BBQ Sauce and Piri-Piri Sauce – you’ll find helpful preparation tips and recipe ideas. Prices are reasonable, with most sauces costing about $9. If you’re not comfortable ordering online, there is an extensive list of retailers in the Calgary area.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to watch Soylent Green for party favour ideas. |
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