Preview
SMARTASS CINEMA
Obscene But Not Heard
Friday, May 6
Big Secret Theatre (Epcor Centre)
The 1973 sci-fi not-so-classic Westworld has never had it so good.
The awkwardly rendered flick starring Yul Brynner as a robot gunslinger gone amok is the star attraction of this Fridays inaugural Smartass Cinema show. The four amusing lads who make up Calgarys Obscene But Not Heard comedy troupe (Tony Binns, Tom Sarsons, Peter Strand Rumpel and Trevor Campbell) will be going the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 route by adding their own dialogue and commentary to Westworld in a one-night-only performance.
Troupe mainstay Binns claims it was an arduous process deciding on just the right bad film. "We tried a few things. Battlefield Earth (John Travolta) was depressingly awful instead of funny awful. We couldnt get a hold of a copy of KISS Meets the Phantom, and Batman and Robin (George Clooney and Chris ODonnell) was just too loud. So in the end we settled on something a little more 70s and a little more cheesy."
While Smartass Cinema is performed live, the troupes wisecracks are not made up on the spot. "Its not improvised. We look at the film ahead of time because we believe wed like to give you a good show," quips Binns. "Wed like to guarantee that you will get some laughs. And were not big fans of doing improv. Our troupe is all about writing, polishing, rethinking jokes and that sort of thing."
And by setting their imaginative sights on a big-screen train wreck like Westworld, the Obscene But Not Heard boys promise that this will be one night at the movies when youll actually be glad that someone is yammering through the flick. |