| New Year’s Eve can put a lot of pressure on a person. You have to try and adjust your work schedule weeks in advance, find the ultimate drop-dead-sexy outfit and then there’s the hookup factor. Do you need a date for dinner or should you just try your luck at the bar? If you think you’ve got all your bases covered and you’re planning on scoring a home run, be prepared. Arm yourself with the best protection: a handful of pick-up lines.
At becomeaplayer.com, you’ll "learn how to be a lady killer from a lady." With an extensive guide covering the right shoes to body language, you’ll be beating off the booty, but first you’ll have to talk the talk. Before you delve into advice on cologne be sure to peruse the gems listed in the pick-up lines section. Classics such as, "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!" and "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you" are sure to elicit a response.
If you can’t stand the pressure and are looking for a sure thing, you’re better off sticking with an old friend who won’t let you down. Yes, that old reliable, Internet porn. Yet, even though it hasn’t failed you in the past, you may be bored with the same old same old. Perhaps you just haven’t found what you’re looking for. Find it at booble.com, the adult search engine. With top picks provided by Sir Rodney, the cartoon wolf, you’ll be able to narrow your search without having to fight through all those annoying pop-up windows.
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