SIMPLE PLAN
Still Not Getting Any...
Lava
· You guys never had it in the first place.
Excerpted from 14-year-old Nadine Kosloski’s journal:
Dear Diary,
Mom made me unload the dishwasher. Again! It was Greg’s turn but I guess he had to go to the mall and get the new Simple Plan CD. My brother has got to be the most boring person on the planet. I told him not to waste his money and just download it, but he told me to shut up and then dad told me to finish my dinner. Whatever. I mean, Simple Plan is so Grade 7. All their songs sound the same and they don’t even wear makeup like Good Charlotte. It’s so obvious they’re faking. Dashboard Confessional is what’s real (Chris Carrabba is so hot). I mean, I don’t think any of the guys in Simple Plan has ever had to unload the dishwasher THREE nights in a row. I’m so persecuted.
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