| There comes a time when you look at that special someone in your life and think "I’m the luckiest person on earth," "they complete me" or "I wonder if he/she’s banging that new guy/girl in sales?" Yes, love is a many splendoured thing, but cheating – even the remote possibility of cheating – will suck you down in a pit of jealousy so deep love will be thrown on its ass for a higher truth called proof.
Maybe you start finding random bits of paper around the house with cellphone numbers written on them, or maybe there have been a few too many "sorry, wrong number" calls. Whatever plants the seeds of doubt, rest assured the folks at infidelitytoday.com will answer the burning question, whose stains are those on their underwear?
"For the first time ever you can actually monitor your spouse's sexual activity outside of the relationship by detecting dried semen stains that are left in their undergarments after sex." The site goes on to state that it’s a fact that "1000's of women who really were cheating on their husbands have already been caught," unfortunately no stats are given for the males, but country music sales would support the female data. For $49.95 US plus shipping and handling you get "unquestionably accurate" results. The test is simple, so simple the exact procedure of how it works isn’t really explained online. It’s that easy!
If you’re still feeling wary of purchasing the kit but can’t get that image of your snuggle bunny knocking boots with one of your neighbors in a seedy hotel room out of your mind, try reading the testimonials. "Thank you so much. I ordered your kit and I found semen!"
Now I know what the producers of Jerry Springer went through. |
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