Review
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
J.K. Rowling
Raincoast, 766 pp.
"Oh, cripes. Not again."
Dont panic, dear reader. This is just a gentle reminder that you need to read this book.
"Why? Because J.K.s retirement fund is running low?"
No. Because its real.
"Uh, yeah...."
Dont back away like that. I havent seen dragons in my driveway or giants in the grocery store unfortunately. I just think that in an era when television shows about buxom singles romping around on privately owned islands are considered "reality programming," its strangely fitting that the truest reflection of our lives is found in a childrens fantasy novel.
"Oh, puh-lease. Gimme a break."
Aha. See, Harrys saying exactly the same thing. On top of having a major set of exams to write at the end of the school year, getting detention for weeks on end and regularly acting like an ass in front of the girl he likes, hes seen people he knows die. Hes nearly been killed himself. The maniac who killed his parents is trying to take over the world again. And the people in charge think hes insane.
"No kidding."
So Harry becomes moody and resentful, snaps at his best friends on a regular basis, tries to hide his talents and doesnt do his homework just like any teenager. Hes destined to save the world (a lot) but he cant even deal with his own tumultuous emotions. His friends, still just children themselves, can only watch his suffering.
"Bummer."
And really, the adults around him arent much better off in the face of an inevitable war, theyre as frightened and confused as the kids are. They deny the truth, abandon their families and do the wrong things for all the right reasons. As Harrys beloved headmaster Dumbledore tells him, explaining why he chose a disastrous course of action, "What did I care if numbers of nameless and faceless people and creatures were slaughtered in the vague future, if in the here and now you were alive, and well, and happy?"
"Yknow, that kinda makes sense."
Harry, Ron, Hermione, even slimy Professor Snape theyre just like us, even if they can turn toads into turntables. They pick on each other and fight with their co-workers. They play practical jokes and long to be famous. And they try to make this crazy world livable because they love it, and because they love each other.
Muggle or wizard, child or grown-up, were all just plugging along as best we can, together, on this journey called life. And if thats not something you should be reading to your kids, and to yourself, I dont know what is.
"OK
but can I do it after Paradise Hotel?"
Sure. A little fantasy never hurt anyone.
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