| Bond. The man behind the babes. That cool demeanour and kinda buff but not really hard body – hey, wait a second, how old is this dude? He’s no Vin Diesel, he’s not even Brad Pitt in Fight Club. How the hell does he do it?
It’s the toys. The electrical blow-’em-up doodads, the night-vision, panty-raid goggles, the fully-loaded-beyond-belief cars and the bitchin’ Ski-Doos.
Ski-Doos? Hell, yeah! And you too can re-enact (do not attempt: professional drivers on closed course) the newest kick-ass stunts from the brand spankin’ new Bond movie, Die Another Day, on your custom MX-Z Rev Ski-Doo in the 600, 800 and testosterone-building 007 models.
Check out the specs at ski-doo.com, where boys are boys and real men ride for team Ski-Doo. Discover what model makes you a snow warrior through online videos with throbbing soundtracks showcasing aerial views of virgin terrain being torn up, and cornering so sexy you won’t know the engine from your heartbeat.
If you don’t own a tux for that old-school Bond look, you can shop for the newest clothing, which is categorized by commitment: extreme (that’s you, 007), intense or expedition. In addition to stylish gear, you’ll find an online catalogue of Ski-Doo accessories so your machine can look as good as you.
Or you could just snowshoe peacefully through beautiful Alberta while your headphones pump out some mildly motivating music as you check your map to make sure you haven’t strayed too far from the path. Just watch out for the psychos tooling around on those damn noisy Ski-Doos. |
