| Be Prepared for the Commercial Vampire Uprising
Spring is almost here. I know this because there are two vampire movies and a TV special being released within a month of each other (Queen of the Damned, Blade II and Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary) . Perhaps early spring is the best time to promote the undead – hey, it’s almost Easter!
And since those milk chocolate flavoured fiends are already being pushed, it proves you can never be too early to jump on a commercial bandwagon. Be ready for the commercial vampiric uprising with your very own fangs.
Where can you find "the finest custom vampire fangs on the planet?" At vampfangs.com. There are a multitude of vampire-themed sites on the Web with photos of vampires, family trees, discussion groups and the always popular "horny teen virgin vampires." This site is really none of those things. If you want to order some vampire fangs to wear to the movies, role-play or just scare the piss out of your niece or nephew; this is the place.
The site is fairly plain with a few photo galleries of vamp model Mistress Brooke showing her fangs in action. This isn’t as lewd as it sounds. – at one point she showcases the fangs in what almost looks like a tracksuit. The main focus, however, is the fangs, with brand names like Werewolf, Dracula and Scarecrow. And with the options of chrome, silver or gold, you’ll never run out of choices for your Buffy parties. |
