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Letter by FFWD Reader Dear Mr. Smutty: Seems like ewe’v really got ewe’r face covered with it this time. The stuff that often sticks to heels, that is. A little tip (tipple, tippler, topple) old chum. The next time you go looking for a suntan, don’t stand under the tree that casts the widest shadow. A pinch of salt on the wound – most of those happy faces (read, me and some equally undeserving pals) swilling beer on the other side of the chain link went to the trouble of co-writing a film. It’s not what you do, it’s where you get your hair done. A life’s lesson lost? Mr. Smuggy (aka John Hazlett), via e-mail

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