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Horoscopes by FFWD Staff November 11 to 17 SCORPIO (Oct. 20 - Nov. 19): Yo Scorpio! You've got the voodoo vibe workin' for you this week and if you slide the Gods a bribe they'll give you anything you seek. Try surrenderin' somethin' you love for a while and you'll receive somethin' from above that'll give you a big smile. Just make sure what you ask for ain't no joke! SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 20 - Dec. 19): Don't be all boo-hoo-hoo ’cause your rug's been pulled out from underneath you. That thick shag carpet was too damn comfy and all you've been doin' is curlin' up on it like some super content canine. Besides, how happy can a house dog be? You gots to get out there to hunt and howl if you really wanna feel free! CAPRICORN (Dec. 20 - Jan. 19): You must've been a good goat lately Cappy, ’cause someone's gonna graciously give you a break that can gain you some bread. Just don't let it go to your head. Actin' egotistical ain't gonna play and what this person gave you, they can take away. PDQ, too! AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 19): You Aquarians vibrate at such a high velocity that sometimes you can barely see as everything goes by in a blur. This is especially true at the beginnin' of the week when the Moon's in your sign and your speed at its peak. Slow down and take time to think or else someone may convince you to do somethin' that stinks! PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 19): What's this crap? You come up against some competition, so you throw in the towel in an act of submission? Don't be cracked! When it comes to this game, your deck is stacked. Damn kid, you can count cards, deal from the bottom and hide aces up the sleeve? By the dozen you got ’em! They, on the other hand, don't got a lot, so stay in the game and take the whole pot! ARIES (March 20 - April 19): Bein' yourself can cause a lot of conflict, but if you aren't, you feel like a convict trapped by what other people think. You try to be good and to do what you should, but it pushes your sanity to the brink, so forget all the rest and do what you think best with nary a flinch or a blink. TAURUS (April 20 - May 19): T, you rock and this week there ain't nobody who can touch you, so take advantage of that fact and make some dreams come true. You know the sayin' "no pain, no gain?" Well, who said the pain had to be yours? Remember, you're the one with the horns! GEMINI (May 20 - June 19): Just ’cause the Cosmos gave you a challenge and you beat it, that ain't no reason for you to get all conceited. There's lots more to come and thinkin' you know it all is dumb ’cause it'll make your mind numb when you need it. There's more than one way to skin a cat and, seein' as the damn thing has nine lives, you better know a few. Especially now that it's onto you! CANCER (June 20 - July 19): Don't worry this week when things look their worst ’cause it's only a phase – you aren't really cursed. In fact, there's actually a lot goin' for you, it's just that at the moment they're hidden from view. Happiness is still there for you to find, but only if you go lookin' with an open mind! LEO (July 20 - Aug. 19): Sure, things are pretty scary right now, but what are you, the Pussy from The Wizard Of Oz? You've already got courage, so use it. Get through this rough spot by standin' tall and when it's all over, you'll have it all. And that's a lot sooner than you think! VIRGO (Aug. 20 - Sept. 19): Thank heavens you're an Earth sign, Virgo, ’cause this week you've got a lotta work to do. Hey, that's all part of the bargain when you're startin' somethin' new, so don't let discouragement get the best of you. Keep at it for a month and then you'll see that the task'll be fun instead of dark drudgery! LIBRA (Sept. 20 - Oct. 19): No matter how hard you may try, you can't always be the good guy. Sometimes you've gotta be a bit of a bastard or it'll be a long time before your destiny's mastered. You're the sign of balance and your power pales when you fail to use both ends of the scales.

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