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Cruising The Cosmos by The Kid July 22 to 28 LEO (July 20 - Aug. 19): Like some kinda cartoon character, you’ve got a li’l devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. And, just like in the ’toons, they have a ton o’ trouble comin’ to a consensus. This week, don’t do nothin’ unless they agree. If they’re not on the same side, you’re in for a rough ride. VIRGO (Aug. 20 - Sept. 19): When you feel one of the hounds of Hell at your heels, don’t get too hot under the collar ’cause actin’ hastily outta emotion’ll only cause a commotion that you could do without. Remember, dogs have a short attention span. Find somewhere to hide until things blow over and before you know it, it’ll be goodbye Rover! LIBRA (Sept. 20 - Oct. 19): Yeah, you may know that in order to win you’ve gotta play hard, but lotsa times it also means losin’ your heart. But honey, you’re forgettin’ you were born under the sign of Venus and that spells L-O-V-E. You can only fool yourself for so long before that crazy heart of yours starts singin’ a new song. SCORPIO (Oct. 20 - Nov. 19): It’s a whole new ball game now and since it’s just at the start, you’ve still got a sharp eye, quick mind and lotsa heart. Use ’em all while playin’ ball and there ain’t no game you won’t be able to win this week. In fact, you may even have yourself a little streak! SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 20 - Dec. 19): All right, enough with the kibitzin’ already! You’ve been watchin’ long enough to get a good idea how it all works so don’t just stand like an extra-stupid-sized jerk. Jump into the fray and dammit, make it go your way. Hurry up! You’ve only got until late Saturday before your window of opportunity starts to fade away. CAPRICORN (Dec. 20 - Jan. 19): Waitin’ so long for an answer may seem like a waste of time, but when the outcome is worth your while, you Earth signs can be among the most patient people on the planet. This time you’ll be relieved to know it’ll be worth it and, even better, the waiting should be over after the weekend. Don’t let your attention wander or it may only pass by when you’re about to get a reply. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 19): When people try to meddle with your plans, mess with their minds. Just the fact they’re interferin’ shows that they’re thick, so you shouldn’t have a problem usin’ the ol’ Jedi mind trick. Convince ’em that your cause is true (which, of course, it is), and instead of hinderin’ they’ll be helpin’ you. Those silly humans! PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 19): Well Pisces, you lucky little fish! It seems as if you’ve been granted your wish. It’s all yours! Take what you want, but remember: what the Gods give, they can take away. Keep the peace with ’em by performing a sacrifice. Oh, by the way, that blood-spilling stuff is so passé. Droppin’ a few dollars in a beggar’s hat or volunteerin’ for a good cause’ll be just fine these days. ARIES (March 20 - April 19): If they really love you for you, they’ll be OK with whatever you do. Like the line from Love Story says, "Love means never having to say you’re sorry." Works out great for Aries ’cause you pretty much do what you wanna anyways, don’t you? So why should you stop now? TAURUS (April 20 - May 19): Recently you’ve been tryin’ to juggle the end of an era with the dawning of a new one. You’re doin’ a pretty good job, but you’ve gotta admit it’s damn tirin’, ain’t it? Well, there is one thing you can do to make it a lot easier. Let the old one go. GEMINI (May 20 - June 19): Before the weekend you’ll find out that what looked good from afar is actually far from good-lookin’. In fact, things is gettin’ ugly with a capital U-G. Don’t sweat it, though. Just stick with your smoothy side, slap on a smile, lay on the charm and slide right on by. CANCER (June 20 - July 19): It’s no secret that you Cancers have almost too trusting a heart and sometimes this leads to you getting stabbed in the back. Well, let’s just say beware the Ides of March, buddy. And you’ve definitely gotta ditch anybody named Brutus or Judas before the weekend’s through. Better them than you!

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