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Cruising The Cosmos by The Kid May 27 to June 2 GEMINI (May 20 - June 19): Don't think you're so safe just ’cause you've set yourself up sweetly. Success can insulate you from adversity, but it sure don't stack up against a good ol'-fashioned pay-off. Better give it up this weekend, whether it's community service, hush money, charitable donations or protection payola. Otherwise you could be due for a shakedown real soon. CANCER (June 20 - July 19): Happiness'll turn to crappiness next week if you insist on turnin' both cheeks. After that, what's next? Bend over and give ’em two more? No way! Sometimes you just have to admit that no amount of nurturing can change the nature of a snake. Don't even try. LEO (July 20 - Aug. 19): No matter how upsetting your past may be, you have to put it behind you if you want to come up with a plan for peace. You can't do that when your mind is clouded by painful memories. However, once you start to clear that crud away, it only gets easier with each new day. VIRGO (Aug. 20 - Sept. 19): Success always has a dreamlike quality to it, kinda like a shadow puppet play. Problem is, when you look real close, you can see the strings. If you look even closer, you'll see that some of them are attached to you. Wouldn't it be a good idea to learn how to walk on your own before someone decides to cut ’em? C'mon, if that lyin' Pinnochio can do it, surely you can too! LIBRA (Sept. 20 - Oct. 19): OK there, balancing boy/girl/both/other – you've got to back up for a bit here and take a breather. You're about to go blazin' into battle and if you wanna win, you've gotta have your wits about you and be very aware of what's goin' on around you. Above all, remember that your bad side can be good on the battlefield. SCORPIO (Oct. 20 - Nov. 19): There's a lot of pleasure in the simplicity of a practical existence. Doin' what's supposed to be done when it's supposed to be done is all fine and dandy, but it's like walkin' into 7-11 and not gettin' any candy. Sometimes you just need that extra sweetness so do something silly before you go stir crazy. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 20 - Dec. 19): Thanks to a visit from the Full Moon in your sign (the only time it'll happen in 1999), your waiting is finally over. Something lucky's gonna happen to you on Saturday and whatever it is, don't let it slip away. It's destined to bring you success that'll stay. CAPRICORN (Dec. 20 - Jan. 19): Bein' an Earth sign you're bound to be practical, and with Y2K breathin' down your neck, you're gettin' down right tactical as heck. Well, don't you worry too much about it. It's one thing to be scared, another to be prepared. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 19): You may be thinkin' that you've got a peaceful agreement with that powerful person, but thinkin' is about the extent of it. They're just puttin' on a front and they've got you eatin' outta the palm of their hand. Seek some assistance elsewhere before they squeeze it shut on you and you're stuck there. PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 19): Whatever you've been puttin' off, it's time to take it up again. Just ’cause you're concerned about the consequences of change is no reason to cancel this secret passion of yours. Following your impulses will bring great rewards. ARIES (March 20 - April 19): Your firm foundations are going to be rocked by a big change this week and although it'll shake your shit up, it's no real reason to freak. Especially when you know you can climb any peak, no matter how perilous it may be. This bump is just another one. TAURUS (April 20 - May 19): Sure, you've done a lot and you've got everybody's best interests in mind. It still don't mean that you're the boss of them. In fact, there's always someone higher up than you and if they find out you're usurping their power, you don't wanna know what they'd do.

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