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Cruising The Cosmos by FFWD Staff HOROSCOPES FOR APRIL 15 TO APRIL 21 ARIES: Look, you're an Aries. You're full o' flame. Unless you're burnin' things up, you just ain't happy. Thankfully this is a perfect week for you to blaze a trail to triumph. Here's a tip, though: there ain't none of that touchy-feely stuff allowed. Your belly may have fire in it, but you ain't gonna make the changes that need to be made unless you're cold as steel. TAURUS: Bein' an Earth sign, you're much better off lookin' at the bottom line. We're not strictly talkin' cash here, either. Earth signs are natural nurturers and that don't need to have nothin' to do with dineros. Invest something besides dollars this weekend and the dividends will be dyn-o-mite! GEMINI: Yo Gems, you gotta give up this victim crap if you wanna get anywhere. Just ’cause existence can be crappy doesn't mean that they're all out to get you. You make your own decisions and you're responsible for ’em, so make something outta what you have or get what you want. Ain't nobody else who's gonna choose better for you. CANCER: You Water signs ain't ones to make waves, but this week it's worth it. Tryin' not to take a stand will make you seem dumb, lame and bland. For once, let ’em know what you think and, believe it or not, you'll wind up in the pink! LEO: Do not gnash your teeth and growl at those who make your life more complicated this week. It may be a thorn in your paw and make things tougher on you, but c'mon, you've been a lazy little pussy cat lately. You need something to sharpen your claws on. This is it! VIRGO: Hey buddy, before you get too big for your britches there you better realize that your ass ain't as bad as you figure it is. In fact, don't be too surprised to find out just how vulnerable it is this week when a cycle of change reaches its peak. LIBRA: Like the scales that represent you, sometimes you can get out of balance pretty easily. As much as it may seem to be an uphill battle to find your way back to the base line, you do have the ability to bring yourself there. That is, as long as you check your behaviour and are self-aware. SCORPIO: Okay, we've had enough already! Time to get rid of this weak-ass stay at home stuff. You may think it's the worst thing you can do, but bein' social right now is the best thing for you. Translate a strong presence into strong presents. SAGITTARIUS: Yeah, that's right, you world beater, you. There's always a price to pay when you reach the pinnacle of success. Usually it's the realization that you can climb to the top of a pile of crap. Perhaps it's time for loftier pursuits? CAPRICORN: Listen here, goat. Just ’cause spring has come and another year is done, it don't mean you're outta the woods yet. You've gotta start puttin' on some fat for next winter, especially with it bein' Y2K and all. Better start gettin' on it now. Gruff. AQUARIUS: Seems like there's some creepy cosmic forces at play this week when you have to ask yourself if it's luck or whether you actually willed it to be. Well, who cares? Why waste this wonderful wealth by worrying about where it came from, especially when it's gonna be gone so soon? PISCES: Y'know the symbol for your sign, the little fishes facin' either way? Well, that sums up the problem you're dealin' with this week – you're goin' in two different directions at once. Take some time to figure out what your true direction is or instead of deep in the ocean, you'll be up the creek.

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