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Cruising The Cosmos by The Kid March 11 to March 17 PISCES: The archetype we call Opportunity has a "pop-in" personality. You ain't gonna get no friendly phone call beforehand and you're never going to get it to pencil in an appointment at a specified time. Just a knock on the door outta nowhere. Don't worry about your privacy and don't think too long about openin' up. By then you might have already missed out. ARIES: A change in your fortunes this week don't mean you can indulge yourself and impulsively pursue every little desire or whim you have. You know what you really want and that still requires a whole lotta work. Be your own best friend and use your new resources to that end. TAURUS: Bein' born under the blessin' of Venus, you have a particular air of pleasantness in your personality. Use this peachy-keenness when things pile up against you instead of using the pointy things on your head. Show grace under pressure or risk gettin' pushed into doin' something superficial that only seems like a solution. GEMINI: Uh oh. Your celestial supervisor Mercury went retrograde yesterday, meanin' that you'll be feelin' a wee bit mixed up for the next few weeks. If you thought your twins had trouble talkin' to each other before, now they're gonna have even more. Of course, this lack of coordination between the two can cause a lotta calamity, so just stick to your work or things'll get real messy. CANCER: When things run afoul before the weekend, don't forget to remind yourself that a failure ain't necessarily the end. You're jugglin' lots in your life and just ’cause you dropped one ball it don't mean the whole show is over. Heck, once you've got your act polished, you'll be rollin' in clover. LEO: When the world gets to be a little too much, like it will for you this weekend, you sometimes start to seek out distractions from your daily life. Don't do it this time. Dabblin' in diversions will only detour you down a dirt road well away from your four-lane destiny. VIRGO: You Virgos have highly critical faculties. Your analytical mind lets you dissect anything before you, and you are able to differentiate between parts that are productive and unproductive. You may have a sharp eye, but sometimes even you can't see the simple fact that if you can't beat ’em, you might as well join ’em. Take another look. LIBRA: It seems that you've been strollin' down easy street for so long that you're startin' to go a little soft on us. Well, now's a good time to put a hold on your hedonistic side and harden up some. There's a battle loomin' on your horizon, so you better get fit while you keep your eyes on it. SCORPIO: Anything you find causin' you pain this week is something you can make work for you. How? You can control the pain by controllin' yourself. Whether it's mental, emotional or physical pain, you play a part in it. You can change your thinkin' patterns to avoid or manage it. Either way, learnin' how to do it'll make you a much stronger person. SAGITTARIUS: You've been blessed with a long-term vision but sometimes, when you've been workin' towards something for so long and you ain't seen squat, you get sick of stickin' it out. Don't worry, it's not all in vain. Boredom is only a temporary pain. Keep at it and you will be rewarded. CAPRICORN: It takes strength to stand your ground when all manner of morons around try to mess with you. But when their meddlin' becomes so much that you can barely move a muscle, it no longer suffices to make a stand. The time has come to kick those mutha's asses! AQUARIUS: With the Moon in your sign this weekend, you'll have the strength of will you'll need to wrestle with your foes. Those who want to cut you out or expand into your territory (literally and/or figuratively) will be comin' outta the woodwork and there's no way you're gonna grant ’em their wishes. Send those little bugs scurryin' back where they belong.

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