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| Cruising The Cosmos by The Kid HOROSCOPES FOR AQUARIUS: Take a break from all the hustle and bustle just to see what’s goin’ down. Look at your thoughts and emotions as though you were people watchin’. You’ll find out some pretty amazing stuff about some of the characters inside of you, but bein’ a matchmaker and puttin’ a perfect pair together will make you mucho moolah. PISCES: They say too much of a good thing just ain’t good for the soul, but sometimes, baby, you got no control. And, like any vehicle, when yours is outta control it’ll crash and burn. But at least this time you get to walk away in one piece with a chance to learn. ARIES: Before the weekend you’ll be feelin’ the full effects of the Moon passin’ the time in your sign. You’ll have enough fire to drive you to whatever you desire, but you’ve gotta be on the ball with your combustibility. Burnin’ bridges ain’t the best idea, you see. TAURUS: From troubles and tears, opportunity rears its little head and gives you a chance to earn some more bread. Just don’t think you can do it without gettin’ a scratch. That’s the problem with success – there’s always a catch. GEMINI: Oh oh! That’s the trouble with bein’ such a straight-talkin’, tell-’em-what-you’re-thinkin’ type o’ person: you tend to ruffle your fair share o’ feathers. Well, no matter how much flappin’ is happenin’ just stand your ground ’cause you don’t gotta go nowhere and your argument’s sound. CANCER: You’ll be tempted to do something on a whim this week and it might not be the wisest idea you’ve had, so to speak. Before you do something impulsive, make sure of where you stand or you could just be jumpin’ into the fire from outta the fryin’ pan. LEO: Takin’ a whole new direction makes for a whole lotta work, but what the heck are you worried about? You’re Leo the lion! Not just any lion. You’ve got the courage and cunning of the king of all cats so whatever you’re up against should be about as scary as gnats. VIRGO: Known for being a person of distinction and discriminating taste, this is not an image you want to screw with in haste. Stand firm and keep a stiff upper lip ’cause givin’ in to your base instincts will scuttle your ship. LIBRA: The tension from the Moon opposing you before the weekend will cause you to crack if you don’t go on the offensive and be the first to attack. Tucker yourself out! Walk! Run! Lift weights! Swim! Dance! If you’re too tired to cause trouble, you can’t. SCORPIO: You’re strong enough. You’re smart enough. There’s no question that you wanted it enough. So why didn’t you win? Well, because the Moon’s movin’ against you this weekend. Tough it out for a little while longer and when the time’s finally right, you’ll be even stronger! SAGITTARIUS: Lately your laid-back attitude of laissez-faire has given you plenty of time to spare. Maybe it’s because you’re confusing laissez with lazy. Either way, get ready to work after the weekend, ’cause here comes the faire part. CAPRICORN: Sometimes you’ve just gotta be happy with the way things are. You’re not like one of those suckers who believes everything they read in the back of a magazine, are you? Even if you aren’t, y’know, you could still lose a fortune on get-rich-quick schemes before you even realize how they prey on your dreams. |
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