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Cruising the Cosmos by The Kid HOROSCOPES FOR JANUARY 21 TO 27 AQUARIUS: A generous influence will lay you in the lap of luxury this week. Now that’s all well and good, but one thing should be understood: Temptation finds it much easier to trap someone when they’re sitting on its knee. If you don’t believe that, you’ll soon see. PISCES: This week’ll be a boon and it’ll be so full o’ love, you’ll almost run outta room for anything else. Don’t you worry ’bout a thing and let your love light shine, ’cause as long as you do, everything’ll be superfine. ARIES: Just when you figure you can’t go on any longer, you’ll get a double push from Destiny that’ll make you so much stronger. The Moon’ll fan the flames of your Fire sign on Friday, the same day Lady Luck, that good ol’ lass, comes on the scene to help kick ass. Thank goodness for girl power! TAURUS: You’ll feel pretty fine by the end of the weekend, but don’t be so oversure of yourself that you blunder through it. Especially when someone tries to convince you to do it and you know you shouldn’t. You’re right. It’ll only end up interferin’ with the master plan when the worms finally wriggle their way outta the can. GEMINI: It’s like your dreams have come true, but first think it through. You may have always wanted your own pool in the backyard, but don’t jump in head first. Unless you wanna crack it open, that is. It needs to be filled up and your garden hose just isn’t big enough. Waiting for someone to come along to fill it for you will actually be faster. CANCER: Y’know, you can quickly turn things to your advantage and attain all you’ve dreamt of by the simple action of makin’ a deal with the Devil. Just sign on the dotted line with your blood and you’ll be fine. Of course, you could do things the hard way and keep your soul, if that’s your trip. LEO: Don’t grumble about havin’ to give up all the good stuff ’cause you’ve got too much work to do. Get back on track and you’ll find that Fortune has your deck stacked (not to mention the ace up your sleeve – nobody said luck was honest). Deal another round ’cause after you’ve won you can get back to the real fun. VIRGO: By next week you’ll start to freak as you realize that you have to take a step in a whole new direction if you wanna fight off a spiritual infection. Penicillin just won’t work for this problem and prayin’ is about the only prescription that’ll pull you out of it. LIBRA: Don’t be such a baby, Libra. Just ’cause someone wants to mess with your well-loved pastime of watching rather than participating by draggin’ you directly into the situation ain’t no reason to have yourself a hissy fit. Get down ’n’ dirty and oeey ’n’ gooey this week. It’ll be good for you! SCORPIO: You know, you may be one of the most diabolical of the signs, but even your degree of cunning can’t pull the wool over Love’s eyes. Quit plottin’, plannin’ and schemin’ ’cause if you think that’s how you’ll get some, you’re dreamin’. It’s gotta be effortless or it’ll be a mess. SAGITTARIUS: Y’know, you gotta be philosophical about this whole deal. The Earth turns to make day and night, the seasons shift in cycles and what goes up must come down. No matter how bright the day, there’s night; however hot summer may be, winter will freeze; and no matter how high you get, sooner or later you gots to come down. CAPRICORN: You need to work quickly and efficiently, like ants when their anthill has been kicked over. Speed, focus and strength all fit together as those little buggers bust their butts rebuildin’ their base. No resting, no weekends off, no holidays. But one helluva nice set-up when you’re done!

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