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Cruising the Cosmos by The Kid HOROSCOPES FOR JANUARY 14 to 20 CAPRICORN: If you’re careful to keep your peepers well peeled this weekend, you’ll find the piece that’ll finally finish the jigsaw puzzle you’ve been tryin’ to put together. When it all pops into place, it’ll bring a huge smile to your face. AQUARIUS: There, there, kiddo. No matter how tough times get, you need to keep your head held high ’cause you’ve got more important things to do than break down and cry. You’ll be able to get by if you keep your eyes to the sky. Since you’re an Air sign, it is your element and will help show you the way. PISCES: It ain’t really fair how people call you weird. You’re perfectly normal in your own idiosyncratic way that just happens to be lovably different from everyone else. And just to show your point, come mid-week you’ll be able to show that you’re normal – them’s the ones who’s crazy! ARIES: Whoa there, pardner! You can’t hardly ever break a bronc on the first try. So? So what are you walkin away for? Get back on that durn thing until you dominate it. Then you’ll have something that’ll help you for as long as it lives, but only if you’re willing to suffer a sore ass for a while first. TAURUS: Your sign may be that of a Bull, but don’t take the symbolism so seriously that you go flyin’ off the handle just ’cause someone’s wavin’ a red cape at you. Chargin’ at them without thinkin’ first isn’t such a good idea because they’ve got a sword behind them with your name on it, waitin’ for you. Olé! GEMINI: Well, there’s no point in tryin’ for a truce, what with all you’ve witnessed recently. It’s all or nothin’, baby! Take no prisoners! And they do have somethin’ to quake about ’cause Quicksilver can be deadly in just the right dose. CANCER: Your natural nurturin’ instincts will nudge you towards making someone’s decisions for ’em just so you can keep ’em safe and the situation under control. Don’t. This is one time when you just gotta watch while they earn their wisdom themselves. LEO: Things are sailin’ along so smoothly that you’re gettin’ kinda sleepy. Well, it’s always calmest before the storm and it’s a comin’ on Sunday, so batten down the hatches. This ain’t a time for makin’ emotionally impulsive decisions, but for quick action based on clear thought. Think or sink. VIRGO: What’ll you do while you wait to see what happens? Will it be work or play? Well, why don’t you ask yourself this: If the outcome isn’t what you wanted or expected, which would leave you less disappointed when you look back at what you did and what you gained from it? LIBRA: Listen, Libby, you’ve gotta get more like your Venusian brothers and sisters, the Taureans, and learn a little bit o’ patience. You’ll get exactly what you want, but you’ll just have to wait awhile. The Universe is makin’ you earn it, first. That’s all. SCORPIO: A load o’ good luck may have landed in your lap, but don’t go leapin’ around like some kinda loopy lord or lady. Sit very still and think about every move you might make because now you could be successfully sued simply for steppin’ on someone’s toes. SAGITTARIUS: A Fool and their money are soon parted, but that’s no reason to be brokenhearted. See, a Fool figures there’s much more to life than money, or at the very least that it ain’t nothin’ but pieces of paper. That’s why they’re so silly.

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