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| THEATRE HOROSCOPES FOR OCTOBER 15 TO 21 LIBRA: Ain't it funny how when you're just keepin' your head down and plowin' away, some ass with an agenda will try to get in your way? Well, with the Moon in your sign they picked the wrong time because you're at your archetypal apex. Justice, represented by your scales, may be blind, but She carries a big blade. Be ready to beat your plowshare into a sword this weekend. SCORPIO: Mwah-ah-ahh! Your diabolical designs for world domination have waited desperately for a doorway to walk through. Will Tuesday do? That's the day of the New Moon, on which if you plant yourself a seed, it's more likely to succeed. SAGITTARIUS: You Fire signs are a pretty impulsive people which, for the most part, puts you in some pretty interesting positions. Compromising ones, too. Avoid the latter by usin' your gray matter to check out the facts and think before you act. Superficial decisions can cause super-frictional divisions. CAPRICORN: Sure, life sucks and so did what happened to you. But what are you bitchin' about? Things aren't bad now. You beat it! Accordin' to the old saying "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger," shouldn't that make you better, not bitter? AQUARIUS: The symbol of Aquarius as a cup receiving and another cup pouring out doesn't only apply to ideas or love, y'know. Money works the same way, too. No matter how much you have, you'll always be blowin' it 'cause most times makin' change (which you love to do) means spendin' a fair-sized chunk of it, too. PISCES: If you're feelin' like you're gonna lose something that's ultra-important to you, there's only one thing you can do - nothing. Even though you feel you need to do something - heck anything - to hold onto what you got, wait until well into the weekend 'cause 'til then it's just the Moon sendin' you off the deep end. ARIES: Don't look at your woes this weekend as one more reason why life is worthless. Where's your sense of adventure? Look at it like an opportunity to follow your heart, and right at ground zero is the best place for you to start. TAURUS: Undergoin' a big change just for the opportunity it presents is only beggin' to get burned. What are you thinkin'? You're a Fixed Earth sign. You hate big changes, especially when it comes to how you live your life. Messin' with that is just askin' for strife. GEMINI: Bein' one of the swifter signs of the Zodiac and historically hitched with Hermes, the hippest highbrow ever to hike down from the heavens, you know that the only bonds you need to break are those of ignorance. It's a good thing it's not an easy lock to pick and you get bored too quick or there'd be a whole bunch of you runnin' loose! CANCER: You might as well quit cryin' about it all crashin' down, cosmic cousin. You're wastin' precious time when you should be tryin' to climb outta the rubble so you can clean it up and start again. It's not as hard as it seems to build a new house of your dreams. LEO: Now that you're back in the black ink, it's more important than ever to really think about how you blow your dough. Keep buyin' what you don't really need and the black'll turn to red as your bankbook bleeds. If you can't use it, just don't choose it. VIRGO: All the power in the world don't get you nowhere if you don't got the brains to back it up. A battle ain't won by how big the bombs are but by where they land. Decidin' that takes intelligence. The smartest guys are spies. It's their job to learn everything. That's why they always get the coolest parts in the movies. |