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CRUISING THE COSMOS
by The Kid

HOROSCOPES FOR OCTOBER 8 TO 14

LIBRA: Y'know, when you look at it, it's not such a bad thing that they're tryin' to tangle you up while you toil at your travails. It tacitly tells the tale that they're tremblin' 'cause the truth is that you're so topped up with talent. Use that tidbit to turn the tide soon and you'll get those suckers to dance to your tune.

SCORPIO: When you want somethin' bad enough, a little bit of luck seems to go a long way towards gettin' you there. But beware! It doesn't mean you're finally there. Don't get finagled into the falsehood that you've finished swimmin' and it's time to float. You'll only end up washed up on shore.

SAGITTARIUS: By Friday, the Fire in your sign will be more fizzle than sizzle because of a little Moon-induced drizzle. Don't despair, you won't drown and before Tuesday, the Moon'll make amends when She and Jupiter become fast friends. That's great 'cause when Jupiter's jolly, He's generous by golly!

CAPRICORN: Hey waitaminit! Come back here! Even though it looks like it's over, it ain't. It only means there's more work to be done than you figured. Don't get sucked into starting something new before this is through 'cause now you'll have not one, but two balls chained to you.

AQUARIUS: Even though you've convinced yourself you can reach it, you'll probably pull somethin' if you stretch too hard around Tuesday. Take that time off from fightin' for a few days and you'll figure out new ways to finally get your hand in that golden cookie jar.

PISCES: Lately you've been takin' pleasure in your work and have been practical and productive. Who the hell do you think you are? An Earth sign? Puhleeeze! Pisceans pull off their work with panache, not to mention more than a pinch of pizzazz! Come now, do you really think fellow fish person Michelangelo was being practical when he painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

ARIES: Building a relationship is like befriending an animal who's been beaten before. No matter how sturdy it's constructed, it'll all stop if you do something stupid and strike out at 'em. Only a fool is cruel to a heart that's true. At least that's what the fat guy with the sideburns over in the trailer park keeps sayin'....

TAURUS: It's funny how financial failures can find you makin' friends with sworn foes. This week, you'll want to work things out with your worst enemy - yourself. You're both well aware of each other's weaknesses. Why not watch each other's back in the coming attack?

GEMINI: An agreement is something businesses come to, not lovers. They come to something else and there ain't no signin' on the dotted line that's gonna make it happen. Make your choice before the weekend. Would you rather the desire of politics or the politics of desire?

CANCER: You've spent quite a while workin' to get where you are. If you don't want everything you've built to burn down to the ground, you've gotta get a hold of the little guy or gal inside you that likes to play with matches. S/He just does it 'cause it looks so pretty.

LEO: It's been a brutal battle, but you've been able to beat down the bad guys and bring peace and quiet to your little corner of the world by Wednesday. Now comes the part where the world beater gets to whoop it up for a while. Watch out!

VIRGO: You've just started somethin' that'll satisfy your soul, but no doubt about it, it'll be a tough row to hoe. You won't run outta energy, though. You love it so much that the more energy you invest in it, the more you seem to have. That's worth a helluva lot more than interest, isn't it?


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