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| CRUISING THE COSMOS HOROSCOPES FOR SEPTEMBER 17 TO 23 VIRGO: If you spend too much time in your melon figurin' all the angles, you'll only get caught up in the cacophony of criss-crossin' lines. Just when you think you've found the thread that'll sew 'em all together, it only unravels everything once you touch it and suddenly you lose the shirt off your back. Why not weave a new one? You've got a pile of thread and all you need is a needle. Well, your mind is as sharp as one. Use that! LIBRA: After weeks in workville, you're due for a hoe-down in happyland. How 'bout by the start of the week? No matter how good you may feel, just remember that steppin' on someone else's toes'll get you a punch in the nose. Hey, this is the West - that's how it goes! SCORPIO: There is hope for you my child, but only if you use your otherworldly powers. Y'know. Like sixth sense stuff. Intuition, dreams and all that jazz. Put these powers to a practical purpose and you'll produce for your person a plethora of pleasures. SAGITTARIUS: After a careful calculation you're about to act, but wait - this weekend won't work. You'll be too easy to distract because of a cosmological clash, but that's cool. If you let your mind wander, it just may find a better way to get where you wanna go anyway! CAPRICORN: You'll totally get the message to slow it down this weekend (or step it up depending on how you look at it). See, no matter how hard you might try to convince yourself otherwise, you're not really the grasshopper type. Now winter's comin' and all you've been doin' is fiddlin' with your whatever instead of fillin' your freezer with food. No wonder you're startin' to feel antsy! AQUARIUS: If there's anyone who would understand a fellow human's need for freedom, it'd be you. Just think how you feel about yours. Try to remember that when you require folks to follow only your way of doin' things and you could catch yourself before committing a fascist faux pas. How gauche! PISCES: You're feelin' a little worse for wear as the Universe has made you aware that the weird Beatle was right - all things must pass. And just when you were getting used to it, too. Oh well, what the hell. Might as well drive what you've got into the ground before you bother to go get a new one. ARIES: Sometimes you've gotta step up to keep your rep up, but around this weekend ain't one of 'em. Your reputation as a risk taker will work against you when you're talked into buttin' heads against someone bigger than you. Your horns may be hard, but in the animal kingdom, for the most part, size does matter. TAURUS: Your lust for power and control over the earthly domain has made you an effective worker who produces results - and you consume them just as fast. But is that all there is to life? Work, eat, work again, etc.? What happened to your dreams, your visions? Why did you stop lookin' at the sky? Any salesmen'll tell you that bull can fly! Now flap them wings and get on to higher things. GEMINI: Law and order has got you bored and what better way to beat what is there than breakin' the rules (especially your own)? Just be aware that pullin' a brick from the bottom could bring the whole thing barrelin' down on you and leave you right back where you started. CANCER: Bein' a Water sign and basically your receptive type, it's easy to let the pond stay the way it is and steadily stagnate. You don't gotta do nothin', but you know what? That's what you'll have to show for it at the end of the day. You'll never know what you'll turn up if you churn up the water. Maybe even some buried treasure. That beats algae. LEO: Every lion needs some kind of pride, but you're so vain, you probably think this horoscope's about you, don't you? Now that you have plenty to go around you need to spread the wealth to keep your kingdom's health, so best you humble yourself before you tumble yourself. |