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CRUISING THE COSMOS
by The KidHOROSCOPES FOR MAY 28 TO JUNE 3
GEMINI: It may be around birthday time for you, but you can't just forget about what you have to do. Although the workaday world ain't where you're happiest, it is where you get your goods from right now. Get distracted and it may be where your bads come from, instead.
CANCER: Okay, you've added equal parts of action, intelligence and even a truckload of your trademark nurturing tendencies, but you haven't harvested anything yet. Well, it is still spring, y'know. You gotta give your seed a chance to grow.
LEO: This is definitely the weekend for you to defy the evildoers who have been trying to drag you down, but there's no way you can fight the battle while locked up in your bedroom. You gotta get out there and take 'em on before you wake up and your kingdom's gone.
VIRGO: With the Moon in your sign after the weekend, you'll have the guts to go nuts and do things you wouldn't normally let your virtuous virginal Virgo ass do. It's like you're a whole new you! Unfortunately (or fortunately, for that matter), everything you've built so far is on the foundation of the old you, so get ready to start again.
LIBRA: You Librans may be the balancing act of the Zodiac and amazingly adept at making sure everything is where it should be, especially as far as relationships go. With the Moon and your ruler Venus working together on Monday, you'll be tempted to put everything (and everyone) in their place. But beware: nobody likes a busybody.
SCORPIO: You're a water sign, but different kinds of water do different things. Ice is hard and won't let anything pass through it without breaking. Straight up water is too wishy-washy, you can never quite get a hold of it. What you want now is mud. It oozes, but it's got solid stuff in it so things can take hold and grow. That's the way to go.
SAGITTARIUS: You can't hurry love. You can't grab it, buy it, hold it against its will, bottle it up or even make it do an Irish jig if it don't want to. That's why you gotta wait for it to make its move. Like this weekend, when Jupiter and the Moon conspire to make you most attractive.
CAPRICORN: You could be the happiest hepcat on your whole darn block. You could have the whole world in your hand. What's holdin' you back from this heavenly hook-up? You have to make the decision to make it happen.
AQUARIUS: Don't rush into anything this weekend, anxious one. You may think it's all over and the struggle has subsided, but it ain't exactly so. Upon further reflection you'll find you're still headed in the same direction. That is unless you take a turn, of course.
PISCES: Whatever happens after the weekend, make sure you stand up for yourself and don't take no for an answer. All you need to do is find a little confidence. Once you know where that is, you can find the rest of it and kick some ass.
ARIES: Don't be disappointed if that relationship turned out to be a dud. At least now that you know, you don't have to waste any more time on it, right? Besides, now you can spend all that time on something (or someone) new.
TAURUS: Look, here's the deal: as long as you're honest about it, it ain't gonna get anything but bigger and stronger. In fact, honesty is an even better fertilizer than bullshit. Before you know it, you'll be worried about trimming it back, instead.
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