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| CRUSIN' THE COSMOS HOROSCOPES FOR MARCH 25 TO APRIL 1 ARIES: Whoa! It's just too much and it's boggin' you down, ain't it? But honestly, you dug this hole yourself, didn't you? Well, that's okay. You got yourself in there, and just when you think there's no way out, you'll find one. Maybe by this weekend you'll yank yourself outta the deep end! TAURUS: Oh, there's somethin' there alright! But if you thought about it before jumpin' in the ring, you'd see that it's gonna be like a WWF event: lotsa action 'n' wrasslin' that only lasts until somebody gets knocked out or hurt. Now that's entertainment! GEMINI: Well, for once you've finally managed to find some kinda calm to float in. No wonder you'll get worked up next week when someone throws a pebble into your peaceful pool. Don't fight the disturbance though, dearie. Let the ripples from the rock deliver you to your destiny. It's meant to be. CANCER: As you expand your capacity for love, you begin to manifest your dreams. By keeping your cup constantly empty, it can forever be filled. Through shining bright, you attract those whose influence can aid you, and you become an unstoppable force. Pretty cool, huh? LEO: Spring's in the air and what you're feelin' is perfectly natural for a kitten. But just because you've got the most prowess in the pride, it doesn't mean you can pounce on any poor sucker you choose. What will you get the most from? It depends on whether you'd rather have prey to gobble down or a hunting partner who'll stick around. VIRGO: As much as you'd love to blow off the whole of civilization and go quietly in/sane in some little mountain cabin, it just ain't gonna happen. As much as you hate it, the decision's already been made for you. Hasn't it? Now it's just a matter of you feelin' better about it. Don't worry. You will in a week or so. LIBRA: Don't get mired down in a mopey mood this weekend when the Moon makes Her move against you. Just fire up that sense of humor and heat yourself up. That should be enough to keep you happy until ol' Hecate hits another sign in a short amount of time. SCORPIO: You'll feel bummed after the weekend if you just watch and watch without making a decision. What are you waitin' for? You could buy the biscuit with your next breath! Why don'tcha grab some cookies now? SAGITTARIUS: You'll feel down and out next week, but that's only 'cause you're lookin' at your feet and not the firmament, where your archer's eyes should be fixed. Once they're focused back up there, you'll see what you're missin', and once you do, you'll know how to get it. CAPRICORN: Whooee! I feel sorry for the poor bastard who gets in your way, now that you've got it in your head to fight for what's right 'til either you get it or you're dead. You'll murderlize 'em. But to be a true crusader (and if you really wanna kick some ass and keep your community clean) you gotta get yourself a cape. AQUARIUS: The part of you that needs something deep and meaningful has been strugglin' with your superficial thrill-seekin' side lately. That sucks for you, but if to thine own self you are true, they'll be able to come to an amicable agreement. Soon. PISCES: There's really no need for you to wait any longer. You'll be undeniable before the weekend so grab what you want. Don't let anyone get in your way. They can't. Just laugh 'em off and sidestep 'em. Either that or bite their head off. You've gotta keep on movin' because you're swimmin' in full shark style now! |