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| CRUISING THE COSMOS HOROSCOPES FOR MARCH 12 TO 18 PISCES: Boy, you Pisces are sure hard to please. Just when you get what you're lookin' for, you check out what else is around and all of a sudden you want more. Want some advice? Finish up what you've started or you're always gonna end up broken hearted. ARIES: It's not easy to feel sorry for someone sentenced to a labor camp. They had to do somethin' to end up in there, even if it was only by makin' one bad decision. Just when it seems like you'll be bustin' rocks on the chain gang forever, news of your appeal reaches you and it looks like you might get time off for good behaviour. If you can last that long. TAURUS: Spring is comin' and you definitely feel it warmin' up inside. Turn that spark into a flame and burn, baby, burn! Don't worry about what you scorch, either. The foliage only grows back faster after a forest fire. GEMINI: Love changes everything, don't it? Especially when you have to juggle it into your already super-stuffed schedule. Just make sure you don't drop it or it'll break and you'll get it all over you. Who woulda thought that love was such hard work, huh? CANCER: You're no dummy, you know what it takes. Lots of hard work and acting in a responsible manner, along with sheer courage, will get you over the obstacles that are facing you. And if that don't work, try some dirty tricks instead. LEO: You are the ruler of the jungle and hey, let's face it, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Ever seen a porch light on a dark summer night? When you're that attractive, everything swarms around you. Just make sure that none of them sting you. VIRGO: Lady Luna will be cruisin' through your sign until Saturday and it's a perfect time for you to take that step you've been waiting to take. Sure, it might mess with your well-maintained methods, but mercy me! Take that step and you'll love what you see! LIBRA: With the Moon in your sign during the weekend, you'll be tempted to go off the deep end. What's worse is that extra little bit o' bucks in your pocket will only weigh you down so that you'll sink faster. Maybe you should spend some of it on a sporty new floatation vest before you jump in. SCORPIO: Getting some moolah next week will help you to find what you seek. It won't buy your way there, but it'll get you what you need to make the trip on your own. Once you have your supplies, then it's time to go trekkin'. SAGITTARIUS: Stuff really piles up around here, don't it? That's because the longer you wait to start, the more work you'll have to do. Sometimes you see so far up the path that you can't see the quicksand you're standin' in right now. That's why you've been puttin' it off for so long. Well, you better start callin' for help now before you're sucked in too far. CAPRICORN: You don't have to be a chess player to realize you've gotta sacrifice a piece now and then to win the game. You're an Earth sign so you know that givin' and takin' is all part of makin' or breakin'. Besides, why hold on to something if you can score by trading it for something else that's worth more? AQUARIUS: The new direction you take demands the destruction of the old if you really want to succeed. This may seem like defeat to you, but it's not really. It's more like de arms reaching up to the sky and grasping greatness. Groovy! |