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HOROSCOPES FOR
NOVEMBER 27 TO DECEMBER 3SAGITTARIUS: With a little bit of massaging this weekend, you should get yourself a pretty good gig. It may not happen right away, but it takes awhile to get the circulation goin'. Just rub a little more... mmmmm... that's right... lower... ahhhhh!
CAPRICORN: After this weekend the truce between you two goes sour and it looks like it's gonna be an old-fashioned Mexican standoff. You can stand your ground. You can stare 'em down with your steely gaze. Just make sure you shoot first.
AQUARIUS: Look, you're an alien. You're advanced so far beyond humanity that for you to think you'll be happier if you were like us simple folk is only going to bring you down even more. You're a child of the Universe! Don't get stuck here, get back out there. Way out. That's where the fun is.
PISCES: Hey, poker face! You better not try to bluff your way outta this one. This is definitely time to drag out the trusty ol' honesty/policy cliché. Come clean or you'll be wrung through the machine.
ARIES: Things are shifting at work faster than a crack head with a remote control changes channels. You may not know what's gonna happen next, but it'll work out exactly the way you want if you stay tuned to your own program and don't worry about what anybody else is watchin'.
TAURUS: Maybe the reason you don't feel like you're getting anywhere is because you're not sure where you really want to go. You may be at the head of the herd, but that don't mean there ain't no buckaroos guidin' you. Follow them before you get lassoed.
GEMINI: So you think that by having whacks o' cash your problems will be over? No way, pal. That's when the weird shit really starts to happen. In fact, you don't know who's who or what's what. But that's okay. You wanted excitement and intrigue, didn't you?
CANCER: No need to fret or freak when you feel fat and lazy next week. It may have come at an inopportune time, but the Moon is moving through an opposition to your natal Sun, so whaddaya gonna do? At least now you've got an excuse.
LEO: For once in your life, stop tryin' to be the boss. It may bug the hell outta you, but let some other sap take the wheel for a while. You'll either learn how to be a better big shot or find out just how good you really are. You can't lose!
VIRGO: It may seem like you'll never get all of that work done in time, but all you gotta do is dive into it headfirst. Don't worry, you're not gonna get paralyzed. The lake of labor that lays before you is so deep that you might not ever touch the bottom. But if you do, you may just find yourself some sunken treasure....
LIBRA: Just because you've got a lot don't mean that you gotta share it. Not that you should be greedy. You should just be aware of the scumbags out there who see you as a sucker. It's cool to try and make everyone happy, but make sure you look out for Number One first or this week could be one of your worst.
SCORPIO: The moon is gonna be helping you this weekend, especially because you've been helping yourself. In fact, help yourself to anything you see because it looks like Lady Luck is gonna lay out a lip smackin' smorgasbord of sweetness just for you. Woohoo!
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