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HOROSCOPES
FOR NOVEMBER 20 TO 26SAGITTARIUS: Everything may be cool between you two, but there's still a bit o' tension from agreeing to disagree. Maybe it would take some of the pressure off if you knew one thing: you were right.
CAPRICORN: Bein' a bootlickin' toady got you down? Puckerin' up ain't the only way to get where you wanna go, y'know. This week, heed the words of the wise minstrel who once sang, "You've got to be cruel to be kind."
AQUARIUS: It's hard to keep a free thinking mind like yours tethered to one spot, and this week you're gonna feel like cutting your rope. The rub is that quitting what you're doing now will ruin your plans for the future. But then again, your plans never stay the same either, do they?
PISCES: Like the old sayin' sez: you make your own luck. The more you do for other folks when they need it, the more they'll do for you when you need it. Now if that only worked at the casino, you'd really be laughin', huh?
ARIES: You'll be worried about work next week, wonderin' where you stand with The Man. Well, right now it's in the shadows. That's good, though. You can pretty much get away with almost anything when no one can see you.
TAURUS: You're brilliant. That's not the problem. It's takin' all them indomitable idears of yours and organizing the little buggers. The sooner the better. Once you have that little army in array there ain't no one who can stand in your way.
GEMINI: Scientific studies have shown that the left and the right hemispheres of the brain control different functions. The left controls reason, while the right is tuned to intuition. When they work synergistically, they are more than the sum of their parts. In other words: guts + brains = BOOM!
CANCER: Feelin' mangled because your loose ends are all dangled? Then how 'bout you finish what you start one of these days? Oh, yeah. You're lazy. Start with that and you'll be amazed at how fast they sew themselves up.
LEO: Change is good, especially as far as you and romance are concerned. Think it over, though. You don't wanna be like the bull who figured that jumping over the fence would set him free, when it only put him in a whole different pen, do you? Especially when you're about to leap into a feedlot.
VIRGO: You may be miserable now, but that's mostly because you aren't really doin' anything about it, are you? Maybe you're one o' them masochists or somethin'. If pain and trouble make you stronger, then make way Hercules!
LIBRA: The cavalry's a comin', but it's going to be awhile before they show up. Don't be surprised if, like Custer's crew, they're too late to help you. Don't be daunted, though. Unlike that sissified mustache boy, you can take on the whole tribe and triumph.
SCORPIO: Hey yo-yo! You're gonna keep goin' up and down, up and down until you stop blindly following your impulses and start using your cerebrum. Once you've figured out that trick, you'll be able to walk the dog or even go around the world.
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