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FOR JULY 24 - 30
LEO: The tension that you just can't seem to relieve is the past tuggin' on your ass. Clip that cord, cutie. You need to sever the tie that won't let you fly because it's when you're soaring above that you'll find a true love.
VIRGO: Ooops! What you thought was "just" a good friendship can bring you much more than you expect. That is if you're open enough to accept it. The only problem is that it couldn't have happened at a worse time. Oh well....
LIBRA: It may look to you like you're coming up with all the aces, but you're only wasting your time. Why? Because you're too stubborn to see the truth: no matter how hard you swing, the ball just ain't in your court, baby.
SCORPIO: So you think you're the Don and your empire is firmly clenched in your fat little fist. You wish! Truth is, the only thing you've got is a handful of crumbs from someone above you. The question is: who?
SAGITTARIUS: Your quest on your path will lead you to many forks in the road. Here's one. It's up to you to choose which way you wanna go. Hey, two's company and three's a crowd. Isn't it?
CAPRICORN: Sorry to bust your bubble, bud, but no matter how you try to set it up you're going to have to work for a living for the rest of your life. Well, at least as long as you keep telling yourself you need all that stuff that keeps pilin' up around you.
AQUARIUS: There's a big change comin' in your life and you are just starting to get whiffs of it in the air. It'll bring great happiness, as well as bust-assin'ness. But like the scent that you smell, it ain't gonna come 'til nature decides to bring it to ya.
PISCES: You've used your cunning and you've got 'em cornered. There's not much room to manoeuvre in there, so this dance is gonna be a close one. Feel like if you give in, it's the beginning of the end? It is. That's why you have to enjoy it while it lasts.
ARIES: Want a piece of advice for the weekend? If you think you have an agreement, you probably don't. Make sure you do before you say you won't. You could have been suckered in while you were sucking 'em down.
TAURUS: Don't be afraid to give up a good thing just because you might not be successful at something better. That's BS! You've only gotta stick wit' it to git it, and if there's one thing you bulls know it's how to put your head down and plow.
GEMINI: Want to attract a little bumblebee to pollinate your flower? Well, then be nice and calm or sway gently in the breeze, please. Any sudden moves will only scare 'em away.
CANCER: You'll fully feel your natural nurturing urge this week, you cuddly crab you. Act on it immediately, because it's the seeds that you take care of now that are going to feed you later.
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