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HOROSCOPES
FOR JULY 17 - 23CANCER: You've got every contingency planned, or so you think, wisenheimer. Don't you know yet that the only thing you really need to plan for is the one thing that you never know will hit you: your impulses.
LEO: Following your heart at this week's start will only cause your wallet to smart. A fool and their money are soon parted, so you might as well kiss it goodbye now, sucker!
VIRGO: The road you're on now may be a little bumpy and what makes it worse is that you know where your alternate routes are. The only problem is that the map you have and the territory it represents are two entirely different things. At least you know where your road is headed.
LIBRA: Hey, look, pal. We know you mean well and we know you do a wonderful job looking out for us. But don't get too puffed up about it, or someone's bound to stick a pin in ya whether you helped 'em or not.
SCORPIO: Save all the strength you can this week, wonderstuff. There's three words that can be used to describe you next week: work, work and work. Get the picture, pumpkin?
SAGITTARIUS: Feel like something's been left undone? Well, it's probably because it has, no matter how good everything looks. Don't sweat it, pet. Something or someone is going to come along and finish it for you this week. Think of it like some cosmic cleaning person who'll clean up your karma.
CAPRICORN: Why don'tcha just relax already! Maybe it's so easy to get your goat because you are one. The only way to get what you want right now though is to act all hippy-dippy and touchy-feely. Hey, it worked for Christ and He was a Capricorn....
AQUARIUS: Your week will go by way better if you just keep your mouth shut and don't get involved. Of course, something will happen to make you want to put in your two cent's worth, but don't expect anything back on your investment.
PISCES: Have a little extra energy to expend? Some steam to vent? You'll find that work is what you want, wee one. It's a good thing too, because you've got plenty there to do. At least that's what your boss says.
ARIES: Remember when your folks found you smoking and made you suck back the whole pack? Well, sometimes the only way to get rid of a bad habit is to do it to death. Looks like you'll be doin' all week,.you little devil, you.
TAURUS: Sure you can win if you wanna work hard, but who do you think you're kidding? You're a Taurus. To you, grazin' is amazin' so losin' is what you're usually choosin'.
GEMINI: Time to go hermit for the holidays. What are you gonna do while you're hidden from view? Take inventory. You'll probably find that you had way more than you thought you did in the first place.
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