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HOROSCOPE
FOR APR. 24 TO APR. 30TAURUS: This new bit o' business you're setting up is gonna go off like great guns, but only if you don't get carried away with your bad self. If you do you'll only wind up getting burned by your own ambition, baby.
GEMINI: Isn't it nice to know that security, strength and happiness come from a lot of hard work and effort? So what? Well, you and your big mouth are going to screw things up so it's back to the drawing board this weekend. Just thought you'd appreciate the pep talk.
CANCER: As bad as it gets next week, you've gotta keep going. Put the blinders on, keep your head down and fully chug away! Just when you think you can't go on any longer, that's when you need to try harder and you will get it. Guaranteed.
LEO: Human law may declare you the loser but you know you're right. You are the ruler of the jungle, whether it's lush and green or concrete. You are the ruler and your rules shall prevail, even if you must use a cloak of darkness to enforce them! Such are the laws of the jungle.
VIRGO: You've done well and worked hard. Now you find yourself kinda comfy and kickin' back carefree and your leaves are blowin' in the breeze. Looks like you need to cut away a branch or two, or you could stop growing (up, not out).
LIBRA: An unexpected change in your life will disconnect you with someone. To compensate for the loss, you'll try to lose yourself in work. Who are you kidding? Oh well, at least when you're ready to deal with it you can do it in style.
SCORPIO: You're very aware and confident of your abilities and you have a strong sense of right and wrong. That's great, but don't be surprised if you do something foolish when opportunity knocks. Like answer.
SAGITTARIUS: Great job, lil' trooper! You've been holding your ground for a long time. Although you still have enough energy to keep it up, it looks like you're going to need a hand. It's coming, but if you reach out too quickly, it might accidentally chop it off.
CAPRICORN: It looks like fate has stepped in and given you your castle to hide in. But beware! Walls meant to keep things out are easier to assault than walls built to keep things in. And they fall much faster, too.
AQUARIUS: Your plans will crumble and your future will be uncertain after you receive a message that will affect you greatly. Otherwise, everything's cool and you should be having a really good time. Enjoy yourself!
PISCES: Victory will come, but like always it's at the expense of someone else. You might need to be deceitful to ensure it, but greater things are at stake. The fruit may look juicy and taste yummy, but if the core is rotten it's only a matter of time until the whole thing is.
ARIES: Somebody's going to make the big mistake of sticking their nose into your business this week. It'll make things harder for you, but that's cool. You're cookin' up a scheme, and when they least expect it, you'll stick it to 'em.
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