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HOROSCOPE
FOR FEB. 20 TO FEB. 26PISCES: Chances are you'll feel a little selfish this weekend and you'll get some fishy idea about breaking a certain agreement. "Ahhh, screw 'em!" you'll say. But if you do, the only thing that's gonna get broken is you.
ARIES: You're great at starting stuff but unless you stick with it 'til the end of this week, you'll end up being Aries the lamb instead of the ram. And you do know what they do to those cute little sheep, don't you? Lamb chops anyone?
TAURUS: Too much food makes you fat. Too much booze kills your liver. Too many drugs fry your brain. Too much lazin' makes you soft. Ever wonder what too much love does for you? Well, you could have an opportunity to find out this week. Lucky you.
GEMINI: Ever see The Shining? If all work and no play can make Jack a dull boy, just think what the hell it could do to you. Better burn off some steam this week or else someone close to you could get scalded when you blow.
CANCER: You'll be happiest while you're hard at work on a pet project this week. Not only will it give you a chance to escape and take your mind off the heavy stuff for a bit, but you'll get paid for it, too.
LEO: Outta nowhere comes this ability to see through the bullshit and damned if you ain't gonna do something about it! Roar like you never roared before and you'll have those scumbag hyaenas on the run. It's your jungle, baby!
VIRGO: Relax. Chill. Ease up on yourself, kiddo. You are moving in the right direction even though it seems like you're not going anywhere at all. If you need some proof, you'll get it. Until then, just keep doin' what you're doin' and you're bound to be a shoe-in.
LIBRA: Stay calm. No need to fly off the handle now. There's plenty for everyone, so before you do something stupid you should wait until all the facts are in. Then you can do your little judge, jury and executioner routine if you have to.
SCORPIO: A change in your job now might mean more work but that's cool. You'll end up getting much more out of it whether you think so or not. Actually, maybe you better not think about it or you probably won't do it. Chicken.
SAGITTARIUS: In what they call "a moment of clarity," you're going to have yourself a vision this week. One of great breadth and depth even though it seems simple. It's a long-term plan for sure, but if you start right now it'll make you so happy you squeak. If not, who knows?
CAPRICORN: Bad luck is like the tide: it comes and goes no matter where you may be or how you might try to control it. Why try? The tide takes you out to sea. If you float just right you might even find yourself on a lush tropical island.
AQUARIUS: It may not seem like it to other people, but you take it pretty hard when you lose something that's become a part of you. You're more like a plant. The way you show it is by growing through a different part of yourself.
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